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me: i want to have sex 

someone: just go out and have a one night stand with someone it’s not that hard 

me and my emotional monogamy craving ass:

New Hat, making me look like I'm 40 and I'm living for it. Time to get touch of gray for this beard 😉👌 #beard #bear #cub #gay #gaybear #instabeard #selfie #doesthismakemedaddy #instacub #instabear #hairy #glasses #beardedgay

when u suckin dick and u look up and they like

THERE. IS. ONLY. ONE. GOOD. GIRL.

The seven deadly sins as vines

my professor spent our entire seminar whining about how there’s too many girls in our group and not enough boys. he was like “i’m not saying women can’t be good surgeons but we need more men” no, we don’t. men suck. deal with it.

what the fuck did I just watch

How to get laid

Step one:

Any questions?

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

me after one shower

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

cats doing the

So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.

“Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.

Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

On the train, headed to #Chicago ! Here I come! #windowseat #train #beard #bear #cub #gay #gaybear #instabeard #selfie #instacub #instabear #hairy #glasses

This new haircut is really short. Can't wait till tomorrow, im headed to #Chicago !! So excited! #cub #bear #beard #instacub #instabear #instabeard #gay #selfie

Me getting my grades back

“It’s a Tide ad” starring David Harbour + bonus:

error

Had such a good time seeing #TheSchoolForScandal with @missclaresmagic and our friend Levi. That play was Savage af

Me when I rode my first 13" dick

Everyone needs some positivity

Everyday mood

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

Can't wait to get a haircut tomorrow and finish building my Star Wars DnD character. 4 Days until I'm in Chicago!! #cub #bear #beard #instacub #instabear #instabeard #gay #selfie

This…should be illegal