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Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
NASA just saw something come out of a black hole for the first time ever!
You don’t have to know a whole lot about science to know that black holes typically suck things in, not spew things out. But NASA just spotted something mighty strange at the supermassive black hole Markarian 335.
Two of NASA’s space telescopes, including the Nuclear Spectroscopic Telescope Array (NuSTAR), miraculously observed a black hole’s corona “launched” away from the supermassive black hole. Then a massive pulse of X-ray energy spewed out. So, what exactly happened? That’s what scientists are trying to figure out now.
“This is the first time we have been able to link the launching of the corona to a flare,” Dan Wilkins, of Saint Mary’s University, said. “This will help us understand how supermassive black holes power some of the brightest objects in the universe.”
NuSTAR’s principal investigator, Fiona Harrison, noted that the nature of the energetic source is “mysterious,” but added that the ability to actually record the event should provide some clues about the black hole’s size and structure, along with (hopefully) some fresh intel on how black holes function. Luckily for us, this black hole is still 324 million light-years away.
So, no matter what strange things it’s doing, it shouldn’t have any effect on our corner of the universe.
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and die
if this isn’t inspirational idk what is
why is this like 600 fps
sometimes i like to look at local pet adoption listings to see what weird names people give to the cats and somehow they never fail to disappoint
Some of my favorite anime fansubs
✋🐝
Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)
Lady Macbeth: pathetic
And Peggy.
#yayhamlet
Gravity Falls - The Last Ending
when he white but not a piece of shit
MBTI as Famous Last Words
INFJ: Me l'aspettavo.
Translation: I expected it to happen.
Who: Pino Puglisi, Italian priest shot by a Mafia assassin
Note: He was reported to have smiled to his killer.
ENFJ: Utter nonsense.
Who: Eleanor Roosevelt
Note: Spoken to the nurse who told her she would die when the reason God put her on earth was fulfilled.
ISFJ: It’s all been rather lovely.
Who: John Le Mesurier, before slipping into a final coma.
ESFJ: Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès.
Translation: Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.
Who: Marie Antoinette
Note: As she approached the guillotine, convicted of treason and about to be beheaded, she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner
INFP: I am just going outside. I may be some time.
Who: Captain Lawrence Oates, on Robert Falcon Scott’s ill-fated Antarctic expedition, while suffering from frostbite and sheltering from a blizzard, Oates felt he was decreasing his companions’ chances of survival. Oates voluntarily left the tent; it was his 32nd birthday. He was never seen again.
ENFP: Ik schiet beter!
Translation: I could shoot better!
Who: Hannie Schaft
Note: Spoken to a German soldier after having been shot in her execution; the soldier subsequently emptied his machine gun into her.
ISFP: I want nothing but death.
Who: Jane Austen
Note: In response to her sister Cassandra who had asked her if she wanted something.
ESFP: Do dupy.
Translation: “This sucks.”
Who: Agnieszka Osiecka, Polish poet and writer. To her children on her deathbed.
ESTP: Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Who: Voltaire, when asked by a priest to renounce Satan
ISTP: Am I dying, or is this my birthday?
Who: Lady Nancy Astor
Note: In her final illness, she awoke on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.
ENTP: Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Who: George Appel, executed by electric chair in 1928.
INTP: Μη μου τους κύκλους τάραττε (Mè mou tous kuklous taratte)
Translation: Don’t disturb my circles!
Who: Archimedes
Note: In response to a Roman soldier who was forcing him to report to the Roman general after the capture of Syracuse, while he was busy sitting on the ground proving geometry theorems. The soldier killed him, despite specific instructions not to, resulting in his execution.
INTJ: Roses plural or Rose’s roses with an apostrophe?
Who: Dylan Thomas
Note: Spoke those words to his girlfriend Liz, who told him that her friend had seen white mice and roses.
ENTJ: I have a problem — I have a real problem.
Who: Art Scholl
Note: Said as his plane entered a flat spin and subsequently crashed.
ISTJ: June 3. Cold Harbor. I was killed.
Who: Union Soldier
Found in a blood-spattered diary on the body of a Union soldier on June 3rd, 1864.
ESTJ: Meine uhr!
Translation: My watch!
Who: Richard Wagner
Note: Wagner was dying in his wife’s arms when a watch fell from his pocket onto the floor.
Types on a movie night
ISTP: laughs out loud when the protagonist dies
ESTP: dubs over the characters in dumb voices
INTP: keeps telling people trivia they've read about the casting process for the film
ENTP: eats 80% of the available popcorn and ruins dramatic moments with witty comments
INFP: secretly roots for the bad guy because he has the most interesting backstory
ENFP: battles with ENTP over the remaining 20% of the popcorn
ISFP: secretly looks around to see people's reactions to their favorite scene
ESFP: keeps chatting with their friends on the phone, occasionally looks up to the movie and asks what's happening
ISFJ: couldn't care less about the protagonist dying, tears up when the dog dies
ESFJ: keeps telling ENTP and ESTP to stop ruining the movie
ISTJ: patiently explains ESFP what's going on each time they ask
ESTJ: has given up trying to watch the movie, instead starts pointing out things saying "that wouldn't really happen"
INTJ: somehow manages to focus on the movie despite the ruckus around them, sees the end twist from miles ahead
ENTJ: argues with ESTJ claiming the things they point out could really happen
INFJ: openly roots for the bad guy because he has the most interesting backstory
ENFJ: asks which movie they should watch next, is disappointed when everyone's had enough and leaves
one of my biggest fears is accidentally playing music on speaker instead of on my headphones like i’m in class and suddenly naruto shippuden op 14 starts playing and everyone hears
im actually laughing so hard at this
me: *does literally one thing*
me:
delete this
This guy loves this job!