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Jacob Janerka, Hello, this is crab…
what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory
TIL Carly Rae Jepsen and Naruto Uzumaki, better known as the biggest LGBT+ advocates to this day, are close friends in real life
We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%
agamemnon was killed with a sword vs agamemnon was killed with an axe…… neither of these are correct. the only source i trust is this etruscan funerary urn where agamemnon is killed by clytemnestra bashing him on the head with a chair
the worst part about cardio is the laundry
who is she
Stede's outfits as butterflies
Guys! Come quick! I've found something! Dryocampa Rubicunda, or the candied melon silk moth. A very rare specimen. See? We're already finding stuff.
ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Dubious Ethics, Masturbation, Nipple Licking, Gentleness, Unconsciousness, Season 1 Episode 4, Ed Being a Gentlemen as Best He Can, Ed was Half in Love with Stede Before They Even Spoke, Stede Looks so Soft and Touchable, Stede Would be Scandalized and Flattered Summary:
Ed generally doesn’t make a habit of feeling up feverish, near gutted men, and he especially doesn’t make a habit of touching men who are too unconscious to touch him back. He knows this isn’t something he should be doing.
But the knowing is abstract, swirling oil black in water. The touching is intimate, and real, and when Ed slips his palms over Stede’s shoulders, sliding them until his fingertips settle in the dips of Stede’s ribs, he marvels at how right it feels. How good, how correct. The idea of wrong is at the bottom of the fucking ocean.
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Or: Ed doesn’t keep his hands to himself while watching over the injured Gentlemen Pirate.
Geralt: never yell into a Collander
Jaskier: ???
Geralt: you'll strain your voice
Jaskier: 😑
in my flop era lol but i promised myself when i got back into fandom and fic that i would just focus on having fun !!
Lucius @ Ed in season 2
It feels... easy. It's just like breathing. He understands my idiosyncrasies. Finds them charming, even. We expose each other to new things, new ideas. And we laugh a lot. We just pass the time so well. I'd call those things love. I hope you find that. (digital oil painting!)
lucius: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
ed: i’m a knife 🔪
stede, from across the ship: he’s a little spoon
Can't even begin to explain how important it is to me that Stede is wearing this here. Arguably one of his sexiest moments, where he finally asserts himself, stands up to a bully (possibly for the first time in his life?), says "get off my ship" in a low, commanding, harsh voice, and he's wearing his frilly nightgown and silk robe. The very same thing he wore when CJ called him a "big gal" in the beginning of the episode. He is allowed (and deciding) to be himself while authoritative and self-confident, protecting those he cares about. I can't get enough of this it means so much