Ed X Stede - Blog Posts

You make Stede happy. / I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.

Head cannon what if ed and stede gets trapped in a light house and are forced to talk to each other

I feel like this would work with stede and ed

Cas: *trying to flirt* you have lips

Dean:

Cas: I have lips

Dean:

Cas: …interesting

ok blackbonnet au where newly divorced stede moves into a divorced guy apartment complex and he’s super helpless bc he’s never lived by himself and he’s soooooo stupid ❤️ and he meets lucius who takes pity on this sweet dumb idiot and takes stede clubbing so stede can have some fun ! let off some steam and grind on strangers !!

and stede is wary but ppl do have fun rave outfits and fun drinks and then he sees ed dancing on the bar full coyote ugly style taking shots and stede’s thirst is Activated so lucius pushes him to the bar and ed feeds stede a shot ;-;

and he dances with ed all night long and ed tries so hard to take him home but stede is a Gentlemen thank u and asks ed on a proper date

A person in 2 months can make you feel what a person in 2 years couldn’t. Time means nothing, character does.

one thing keeping me alive and thriving rn is the thought of ed motor boating the shit out of stede’s stiddies when they finally reunite. it’s what they both deserve.

What a sight for sore eyes

screen cap/edit by @sherlockig

if ed doesn’t kiss stede on his sweet nose and then give him a little boop i think i will die

I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands

ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Dubious Ethics, Masturbation, Nipple Licking, Gentleness, Unconsciousness, Season 1 Episode 4, Ed Being a Gentlemen as Best He Can, Ed was Half in Love with Stede Before They Even Spoke, Stede Looks so Soft and Touchable, Stede Would be Scandalized and Flattered Summary:

Ed generally doesn’t make a habit of feeling up feverish, near gutted men, and he especially doesn’t make a habit of touching men who are too unconscious to touch him back. He knows this isn’t something he should be doing.

But the knowing is abstract, swirling oil black in water. The touching is intimate, and real, and when Ed slips his palms over Stede’s shoulders, sliding them until his fingertips settle in the dips of Stede’s ribs, he marvels at how right it feels. How good, how correct. The idea of wrong is at the bottom of the fucking ocean.

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Or: Ed doesn’t keep his hands to himself while watching over the injured Gentlemen Pirate.

Lucius @ Ed in season 2

All I want is for them to be happy😭

I just want to see them grow beards out together and get matching tatts, is that too much to ask??!?!?!