"i Can Probably Get This Fun New Fic Idea Written Out As A Coherent Oneshot In A Few Days, And Then Afterwards

He sent like 5 more books by the way

iskall's stream going fucking insane

Jay ping pongs wildly around this alignment chart I think

Penis: where are you going.

Milfboss: away from here

Penis: your leaving me?

Milfboss: yes

Penis: why? are we not friends?

Milfboss: [sadly] we were. it's too late for that now

Penis: why? you are safe here. here they cannot hurt you anymore

Milfboss: [shouting] Shitty was your friend too!

Penis: Shitty made his choice the moment he tied me to that chair

Milfboss: and you have made yours. you made yours when you executed him in the exact same way. You cannot take that back Penis.

Penis: [shocked and angry] how do you know about that?

Milfboss: I was there. With Connoreatspants.

Penis: How?! No one was supposed to know!

Milfboss: I am leaving Penis. You can't stop me.

Penis: what about Balls? Did he mean nothing to you?!

Milfboss: your know I loved that cow more than anything. Balls wouldn't have wanted this

Penis: what about the admiral

Milfboss: [crying] don't you bring her into this! she's dead!

[Admiral_Anus walks out from behind a pillar]

Admiral: am I? I wasn't aware

Just realized I haven't made any Ninjago citizen memes in a while. lol time to rectify that

You might have thought card sharks and loan sharks were named after the predatory fish, but apparently there’s a decent chance it’s the other way around from an old Dutch word meaning “person that takes unfair advantage of other people”. Before that they were known in English as a haye or dogfish, which means sometime in the ~1400s enough English sailors started saying “don’t get in the water, it’s infested with those jerks”

I recently told an ao3 writer that I keep going back to their 260k word unfinished slowburn checking for updates for the last 2 years. They said I'm like that puppy that waits for his dead owner at the train station every day.

That's the realest thing anyone's told me online, I ain't even mad.

And Done!

This took around 1-2 hours to complete, and was very fun.

I've never drawn the THB before and they're the first thing I've drawn in my new sketchbook (and with my new coloured pencils). I'm very proud of them.

Taako looks like such a fckn meme, lol

I love Devo but sometimes I want to punch him in his stupid non-existent face