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Penis: where are you going.
Milfboss: away from here
Penis: your leaving me?
Milfboss: yes
Penis: why? are we not friends?
Milfboss: [sadly] we were. it's too late for that now
Penis: why? you are safe here. here they cannot hurt you anymore
Milfboss: [shouting] Shitty was your friend too!
Penis: Shitty made his choice the moment he tied me to that chair
Milfboss: and you have made yours. you made yours when you executed him in the exact same way. You cannot take that back Penis.
Penis: [shocked and angry] how do you know about that?
Milfboss: I was there. With Connoreatspants.
Penis: How?! No one was supposed to know!
Milfboss: I am leaving Penis. You can't stop me.
Penis: what about Balls? Did he mean nothing to you?!
Milfboss: your know I loved that cow more than anything. Balls wouldn't have wanted this
Penis: what about the admiral
Milfboss: [crying] don't you bring her into this! she's dead!
[Admiral_Anus walks out from behind a pillar]
Admiral: am I? I wasn't aware