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Oh Wiwi...
Submission for @/melonie_shroom 's DTIYS on twitter :333!!
I think every Charlie Slimecicle ttrpg combat turn goes like this:
With my action I pull out The InstaKiller3000, which everyone forgot I had and collectively agrees I should not have ever under any circumstances. With my bonus action I am going to use the most vaguely worded spell in existence and argue semantics with the dm for at least 10 minutes until I somehow bs my way into making a shitty spell turn The InstaKiller3000 into The InstaKiller10000. I’m now going to describe the most epic fucking visual any human being could come up with for when I use The Instakiller10000. Time to roll for damage!!! It’s a 1, and with my equally horribly rolled stats that makes it a -3. I hit myself in the face with The InstaKiller10000 and die instantly
what is a legacy, what story will be left behind once you are gone.
chip once believed his history would be a smudge on some random journal. a name jotted down from someone who passed him. the black rose pirates well they were gone, the only people who cared or loved him were stolen by the sea. there went his story. what place in the world did he have without them.
gillions legacy would be forever tarnished he decided. he would be remembered as a failure, the triton that wasn’t enough. he had one person who in a sea of hatred who would maybe try and tell the true story but that would never be a given. his legacy was to be nothing but the shattered statues they made of him.
jay ferin once had a story she knew would be told. the daughter to a powerful navy officer who followed in his footsteps. her legacy would forever be in his shadow, any work easily pushed to the side. her sister was the one to leave behind the real mark, until she was taken. then the spotlight fell on her and now history took interest
the legacy of the riptide pirates was one that started in a small town by a group of villagers that had found their oppressors defeated but spread. they were the ship that took on all if you could prove yourself. they were the crew captained across the ocean by three pirates who yearned to leave their own story behind
No listen- LISTEN! He’s a cat boy. He literally eats rats. You cant silence me! No no you dont understand- no plea- *gunshot*
(Also, vyncent tried to dye his hair black when he got to prime to blend in more, but the purple bled through cause it was shitty box dye.)
YOOOOOO
drew my fursona in chip nolastname costume since i’m doing a cosplay of him :]] (photos maybbe ? i have almost all the clothes, just have to customize the red jacket and get a shirt for under it)
the parallels between jay and gillion's backstories are so important to me. being told your whole life how youre going to grow into something you dont have any control over and constantly training for it. being oppressed by a title, a name, something that determines your every action. having no choice over your future, your autonomy.
and yet when they leave, when theyre exposed to the rest of the world, they see how the environment they grew up in was flawed. what they learned was from such a severe perspective, and having the space to grow and change let them see the true beauty of the world.
anyways listen to the song fish in a birdcage
YOU HEARD IT HERE. PRIME DEFENDERS AS SPARKLEDOGS. you can probably tell who’s who
IDEA/DESIGNS BY @daftaiyo here’s the original post on twt it has some really cute art go look immediately https://x.com/daftaiyo/status/1766120280345473311
THE QUEEN!!! hi freefallz fancy seeing you here
hi tumblr i use this site look for fanart but maybe posting idk i don’t know how anything works here other than likes follows and maybe reblogs so rip
anyway have a jay ferin from absurdly powerful hit dnd podcast just roll with it (brainrot fr /pos)
sounds about right
every time I think I'm normal about riptide I see a clip or fanart and start howling like a wild animal and attack whatever thing is nearest to me
as per the people’s choice (scary ass albatrio pov outsider)
the albatross used to admittedly be the butt of the joke within pirate and navy circles alike. three nobodies only one with boring experience, the likely privileged daughter of the ferin family and a supposedly disowned triton. these jokes however became the quiet mutterings in bars or on boats, they now feared if they mentioned the name the trio would appear.
whilst some believe they were just rumours others had seen otherwise.
walking into battle they would be seen bickering and joking, making the switch all the more terrifying.
the ferin girl whose eyes turned hard and darkened, a pistol at her hip that seemed to be connected to her. they saw the way she would slash her way through men double her size, her orange hair slowly stained with blood. the laughter on her face melted away, suddenly cold and unbreaking, this was no girl this was a woman who had seen too much and whose life has been shattered too many times.
the triton, some expected his training but none expected his rage. his entire body thrumming with some power that any species knew to be scared of. the sword in his hand seemed just a another part of his body, a living thing that always struck true. gore collected on his coral but he never seemed to notice. they knew of his unwavering morals but watching him slice open another mans stomach made then question otherwise
finally the boy, he had claimed to be once part of the black rose crew and they had all laughed. but this, this was arlin through and through, the deft way he out stepped a sword or goaded on his enemy. they saw the way he carelessly wiped the blood soaking his hands on some rag before disappearing almost in front of their eyes, laughing as they stood confused. he smiled his way through carnage, blasting a magic no one even knew existed into any unfortunate soul. he gained no joy from the hurt he inflicted but the relief at seeing that final body drop was almost worse.
sorry for long post but yeah those fuckers scary
ITS SO HIM but he also made like wolf life let’s plays no one watched
based on this post by @plantwriting !!!
i imagine before he did ghost hunting his channel was all gacha life mmvs and the like. he abandoned the channel until he got his first emf reader at 15 and it all went downhill from there
(also, do we ever meet any of the other kids in the unwitness protection program?? i couldnt remember that happening so i just made up some designs)
gillion and panic attacks
the first time gillion has a panic attack on dry land it is after the effects wear off from laffinlot. he is absolutely sure this will be his end. there is no way for him to get enough oxygen in, no water to stop his throat from closing on itself.
he watches the world shrink into pin pricks, every noise around him simply turns into thuds of his heart rate. this is his penance he decides, his failure to save everyone in the town, hurting his friends and most of all failing to fit the title his parents had always expected of him.
as his skin feels like it was drying and shrinking on itself he feels a pressure on his shoulders. hands, warm and calloused plucking him back to reality. he can hear a voice that calls to him, louder than his heart rate reminding him that he has a body still and a heart that pumps.
chips holds him for what feel like an hour, unmoving, rubbing his back and holding him back from falling off the edge and promises him that yes he will always be there
ADDING THIS TO MY GILLY HEADCANON LIST
“Gillion has violent synesthesia and nothing makes sense”
That was a bit when Chip was reading Gill’s mind with the bracelets, but it’s such an interesting idea!!
hello world I don’t know how tumblr works but I use it exclusively to look at jrwi content so I thought I’d share mine here’s a gilly