Latest Posts by froginthebag - Page 3

I think dudes who say shit like “I couldn’t love a child that wasn’t mine” shouldn’t have kids

doing some redesigns and then some quick designs for fun

haven’t posted in a while but just popping in to say that if mpreg fetishists use trans men to make it ‘not weird’ or to make it convenient (therefore sexualising us)

then what’s all this i keep seeing about period sex with trans men who’ve clearly used testo and still do (still sexualising trans men to indulge a kink) (usually by cis women)

cough cod fandom cough

I’ll say it again, please just grit your teeth and vote for Biden…

Central Siberian Plateau

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

rococo looking motherfucker for an event :) (might not get to keep them as such are myo events, but so worth it) still trying to name em and honestly it’s gonna be something dumb or ’eastbound’

I feel like nobody on Tumblr knows that the international space station is being discontinued.

Did you know that? In less than a decade it will be gone

CNN Link from above screenshot

More detailed article by Space.com

i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

don’t think i ever posted these two but.. dragon lesbians

Eminence is a firescales caretaker and ex-animus. Like, ehh, fluttershy from mlp? but for kids that literally set everything ablaze when they touch it?

Executioner wasp is an ex-soldier from bloodworm hive. Those scars are from her dad (he was not happy about her lack of stripes). As is visible, she has no black scales; her grandpa was a silkwing :)

a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back

my specialty is drawing wimpy lookin bastards and literal babies

does disco elysium have gay shit in it? yes. is disco elysium the kind of game i would recommend to someone whose only requirement is "has gay shit in it"? fuck no

the commie shit however.....

Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[WIP] do not separate (he will cry)

mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

mw3 spoilers

everyone please laugh at my naming conventions (almost named Caliga Chalk Zone and have another OC named Texas City)

still thinking about how i genuinely believed if I went through the devil ending i'd be able to romance Takemura. My V has his ass absolutely played and the fact that Takemura was alive to be able to come and get the deal signed is/was the final nail in my coffin. I got absolutely bamboozled and it's delicious.

would you look at beautiful pictures of the trilobite beetle with me

what kind of cutie marks would you guys have... be honest

My specialty at work (eg, what I tend to get thrown into) is wrangling clever but extremely poorly behaved children. (The children are adolescent, but children nonetheless.) They tend to be boys. They tend to have ADHD. (It's possible that the focus on the clever rules out the ADHD girls, who have cleverly developed better masking skills by adolescence.)

The current bright and terrible-on-purpose disaster, A, is aware of the ADHD diagnosis but has apparently been told nothing about the disability. So a lot of our conversations go like this:

Me: Well, I'd ask you why you decided to start making richly detailed but extremely inappropriate jokes during class, but I'm pretty sure the answer is that someone started yelling at you for doing it before you realized that you were.

A, leaning backward, looking concerned: Are you following me?

Me: Yes, that's what I do with the spare time I don't have during the day, follow aggravating children around. We have so few of them here.

A, put out either because I've called him aggravating or because he's not special and aggravating: Sarcasm isn't very nice, Ms. T.

Me, sarcastically: I'm so sorry. Maybe you looked at the work first, thought boring, and then decided to be an enormous brat.

A: You can read minds?!

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Me: Clearly we need executive dysfunction strategies for you, because if we don't get in front of it you'll be an adult who sits on their sofa for forty minutes yelling at herself to do the dishes and never does them.

A, trying to politely muffle laughter: Are you doing all right, Ms. T?

Me: Out of dishes, but fine. What's working in your classes? Your Literature grade is good, why are you doing the reading?

A looks left. Right. Up. At his phone.

Me: ... You aren't doing the reading, are you? The other kids ask questions because they don't understand it, and you figure out what it has to be about from the answers and never read.

A: Are you in my Lit class??

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Me: Okay, look, ADHD brains are weird, and we tend to get them from our families, so these -

A, immediately: My dad.

Me, derailed from my drug interaction speech: Yeah, okay. When your dad has coffee, does he get calmer?

A, backing away: You're stalking my whole family now?!

what if whales in minecraft!

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

true story

me for the first 33 years of my life: my dad used to say "what would happen if you woke up on the titanic?? think about it" when he was tucking me in at night from at least age 5 and up, a form of psychological torture me in my 33rd year of life: my dad optimistically thought i would have $250k to blow on something stupid by now and shut that shit down at the jump in the 90s