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Demeter: What are you doing?

Hermes: Helping Hephaestus look for his box of corn flakes that I ate an hour ago.

Athena: We're going to have to make major spending changes this year-

Hermes: *raises hand*

Athena, sighing: Your Club Penguin membership will still remain active.

Hermes: *lowers hand*

Greek Gods As Crocs

greek gods as cursed images part one

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Hephaestus

Aphrodite

Ares

Dionysus

Athena: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ares will and will not eat.

Persephone: Grass? Yes!

Athena: Moss? Yes.

Persephone: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Athena: Shoelaces? Strange, but true.

Persephone: Worms? Sometimes!

Athena: Rocks? Usually no.

Persephone: Twigs? Usually!

Athena: Aphrodite's cooking? Inconclusive!

Apollo: How did you… test this?

Athena: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Apollo: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Aphrodite: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Aesthetics🌌

• 🌩️⚡🌪️🗡️(Zeus' kid edition)

•  📖🔪⚔️🦉(Athena kid edition)

• 🌊🔱🗡🦈 (Poseidon kid edition)

•  🌊❄️☃️🌨🌫💨 (Khione’s kid edition)

•  🔫 👹☄️🤺🏻(Ares kid edition)

•  🗡❣️💋🥀💥🗡 (Aphrodite’s kid edition)

• ☀️🎻🏹🎶✒🔮 (Apollo kid edition )

•  💥💢💥💣🔥🔨🪓⛏⚒🛠(Hephaestus kid edition)

• 🌻🌃🏹🌕🌬 (Artemis kid edition)

•  🏹🌙🦌 (hunter of Artemis edition)

• 💀🧙🏼‍♀️🕯🔮 (Hecate kid edition)

•  🥦⚡️💥🍇 (Weeb kid edition)

•  🗡💀👻⛓(Hades kid edition)

• 💨🗣️🌪️🐍 (Hermes's child edition)

If Percy would ever have a daughter,he should name her Hermippe

So basically Hermippe is the daughter of a son of Poseidon:)

Jason, Nico, Hazel and Percy are the Super Family of PJO. I said what I said, point blank period.

Hermes: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes that sentence cute and unharmful.

Aphrodite: I love you uwu

Hephaestus: I just got food uwu

Ares: I'm gonna murder you uwu

Hephaestus: Please don't do that uwu

Ares: No promises uwu

Greek Gods as Cats

Hades:

Apollo:

Aphrodite:

Hermes:

Hera:

Poseidon:

Hephaestus, falling off of mount Olympus:

HERMES BECAUSE YES

Casual reminder Hermes WANTED to be the messenger of the gods and got the position approved by his pops if he promised not to lie anymore

When Zeus battled with Typhon, the monster stole his tendons. Our good ol’ stealy boi stole them back and plopped them back in his daddies body

After the 50 Danaides murdered their husbands, Zeus ordered they be purified of the murders. Team Hermes and Athena purified those gals

When Io, one of Zeus’ millions of lovers got changed into a heifer and Hera sent one-eyed monster guy Argus to watch her, Zeus had Hermes kill Argus! He helped Io escape

Ixion, king of Thessaly, was on Zeus’ good side until he tried to fuck his wife, in which he had Hermes chain that guy up to a ETERNALLY REVOLVING WHEEL OF FIRE

When Ares got captured by Otus and Ephialtes and was prisoner in a bronze JAR, Hermes eventually had to go save his stepbrother’s ass

Calypso claimed Odysseus as her hunka hunka burnin love and kept him with her on an island for YEARS. Odysseus wanted to go home and Zeus sent Hermes to tell that girl she’s cray and convince her to let Odysseus leave

Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena all claimed to be the most beautiful bitch. Zeus told Hermes to get those ladies over to Trojan prince Paris because they wanted him to settle their cat fight

Zeus wanted to test mankind so he and his speedster son went to Earth fathersonbonding wandering it as travelers. No one helped their asses except a couple by the names of Baucis and Philemon. They were rewarded for their kindness

Hermes took care of his bby stepbro Dio because daddy Zeus was worried bout his wife’s anger. Zeus TRUSTED Herm with babey boi Dsus!!!!!!

Hermes escorted Persephone back from her date with daddy darkness

Hermes is said to remove stones from the roads to help travelers! then those stones ended up becoming piled around pillars by roads to honor him and later the shrines became more elaborate and dick-like, because Hermes is also fertility god

Hermes is jock boi, inventing boxing, wrestling, and gymnastics. Games held in his honor at Pheneus! Gyms were built in his name, and they and the athletes of Greece were protected by him

He worked with the fates to make the freakin Greek alphabet, I mean c’mon

He also invented astronomy, weights and measures, the musical scale, numbers, this bastard never stopped

AND HE GUIDES THEM SHADY DEAD TO THE UNDERWORLD

When Eurydice almost got out of the Underworld, Hermes said “uH-uh Honey!” and brought that bitch back

He’s ALSO the god of eloquence and speech, crops, mining, buried treasure, prudence, cunning, sleep, fraud, perjury, theft,,

Herm has a resemblance to his stepbro Apollo

He’s in more classical myths than any other deity and honestly, are you surprised?

He’s a good guy, a bad guy, a helper, a troublemaker, a messenger, a lover,,

He could get you out of your fix or play you a trick

Hermes has stolen stepbro Apollo’s cattle and bow and arrows, unky Poseidon’s trident, daddy Zeus’ scepter, stepsis Aphrodite’s girdle, some of stepbro Hephaestus’ tools,,

He use that boyish charm to stay in the goods with everybody tho, that why he popular, erryone like him immortal o not

Is the epitome of ‘being childish DOESNT excuse your responsibilities’ ; does his job but has fun

THAT'S THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD SO FAR

how does estelle have percys sea green eyes if paul’s her dad...

He inspired so many people with his incredible music and completely changed the electronic music scene. RIP Tim Bergling, you will be insanely missed. Rest easy, I love you so much❤️🕯

RIP

I want a book where the seven's adventures are continued,but with new members like Hestia's child and the son of Dyonisus(Pollux)

(Yes,I know,Hestia can't have children but it would be nice)

POV:Years after,a demigod named Peter Johnson comes at CHB

Like what will Dyonisus say?👄👁👄

:)

What if Estelle is a real demigod?What if she got some features from Poseidon?

Like,"look,the sea duo-Percy and Estelle- fightning together to save the world-and then they"call" an explosion,a tidal wave and BOOM the world is saved"

HUH??

Like I need a whole series about that pls

Percy: We're gathered here today because SOMEONE

Percy: [glares at Jason's grave]

Percy: couldn't stay alive.

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry six people on a single motorcycle.

Leo: Wait, what do you mean SIX?

Police: Yes…Six.

Leo: Oh, my God– What the fuck!?

Police: Sir?

Leo: PERCY FUCKING FELL OFF.

Please he is lactose intolerant🌝

Percy: oh we’re out of milk

Percy: Hey Frank

Percy: do you wanna-

Frank: No.

🥰

Jason’s Legacy

Ok so I know that this what I’m about to say is a little sad for some of us..but I felt the need to bring it up. Even though we lost Jason a long time ago, can we appreciate how well the fandom carries on his legacy and makes it feel as though he never left..I’d honestly like to applaud us on that. Jason’s character was surely one to be remembered. Let’s continue to keep his legacy alive and carry on his story…

Wow and I spent like 1 million braincells coming up with this complicated musical taste-

YES YES YES

I can’t stop thinking about how annoying and adorable Nico must have been at that time, and how Dionysus must remember that once bright-eyed child.

I mean, to be honest, Dionysus is kind of an asshole god, but so are most of the other gods, too. Even then, though, Nico is probably one of the only people to have ever complimented him like... that. No doubt he was a little flattered, because other demigods don’t say that his powers in a Mythomagic game are “sweet.”

I wonder if Dionysus looks at Nico now and thinks about that moment he first met the child of Hades. He probably feels a great sense of loss, because as I’m sure he knows, demigods don’t live happy lives. Nico came to camp with a positive outlook, and now he’s here getting therapy from Dionysus. Maybe some part of the wine god was hoping Nico could get a happier ending, but here he is, depressed and traumatized.

But I also like to think about the fact that Dionysus likes to tease Nico about this moment, call him out for being such a nerd during their therapy sessions, if only to bring out that inkling of the bright-eyed child he met that day. Maybe even Nico laughs about it.

I feel like their dynamic is so interesting, and I’m really hoping we can get more of it in the potential Nico book.

just give this guy a breakkkk

The Greek Gods as Salem:

Zeus:

Poseidon:

Hades:

Hera:

Artemis:

Apollo:

Ares:

Athena:

Aphrodite:

Dionysus:

reblog quickly still you can

tbh Apollo taking over as camp director at Camp Half Blood is the only acceptable ending to the TOA series

*cries*

IT’S HURT

Sassiness level 100

Percy: Sir, why do good people die young?

Chiron: When you are in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick?

Percy: The ugly ones

Chiron: Exactl- wait, what, why?

Percy: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden