Latest Posts by ganymedy - Page 7

Nobody:

Nico when he wants something:

Hades, Will, Dionysus and literally anybody with a heart: OH MY GODS TAKE WHAT YOU WANT

So the gods are notoriously bad parents, but have we considered what it would be like if they acted like normal parents?

Zeus: AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF YOU FOLLOW MY RULES

Thalia: under your-? YOU MEAN THE SKY?!?!

Or

Athena: I believe it's probably about time we have... the talk

Annabeth: bold words from a virgin goddess

Or

Hades: when I was your age my parents never gave me handouts. I had to work for what I wanted

Nico: your dad literally ate you, I -

Or

Poseidon: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Percy: so... this has happened and I'm gonna let you know now that it will happen again

Or

Will: just gonna say that Aunt Artemis doesn't force her huntresses to go to music lessons...

Apollo: If Aunt Artemis is so great then go live with her!

Will: if I was a girl I would

Or

Aphrodite: Because I said so

Piper: jokes on you, I have charmspeak too

Or

Pluto: Another dog? We have a dog! One could argue that we even have three. Besides, who is gonna end up taking care of this dog? Me. You and Nico aren't responsible. Besides, dogs are expensive. You know, money doesn't grow on trees-

Hazel: because...i can get it from the ground??

"Nico di Angelo never sleeps-" bruh. Nico's boyfriend keeps a travel pillow in his medical bag at all times because Nico is so prone to napping. Any time the kid uses his powers he's out like a light. This is canon.

Amazing🖤

Together

Chiron: I love my demigods. They are too good for this world. I'm proud of them.

Percy: *Explodes the bathroom*

Annabeth and Clarisse: *Screams at each other*

Leo, Nyssa and Harley: *Burn their cabin*

Travis and Connor: *Blow up jokes in Demeter's cabin*

Nico: *Eats instead of helping*

Chiron: My beautiful children.

““And, whoa!“ He turned to Mr. D. "Your the wine dude? No way!” Mr. D turned his eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. “The wine dude?” “Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I’ve got your figurine!” “My figurine.” “In my game, Mythomagic. And holofoil card, too! And even though you’ve only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks your the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!” “Ah.” Mr. D seemed truly perplexed, which probably saved my life. “Well, that’s…gratifying.””

— Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse