Submission #2361

Coming to a Theater near you!

Me, Upon Looking Up District 9 on Tumblr.

"What the fuck is this generic boyband doing here? Gimme me Ugly-Ass lovable Aliens and Sharlto Copely saying Fook!"

I just laughed like Scooby-Doo over this...

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

tHERE IT IS

“We don’t just have a skeleton,” said one of the nodosaur researchers involved. “We have a dinosaur as it would have been.”

Known as a nodosaur, this 110 million-year-old, armored plant-eater is the best preserved fossil of its kind ever found.

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My problem with The Avengers (game)

Okay, I'm ticked off, so I'm going straight for the throat on this one.

Gameplay seems fine from glimpses and the story is eh. BUT THE DESIGN IS AWFUL.

But I'm getting ahead of myself, lemme show y'all how you do this correctly.

Take Spider-Man PS4 as an example. Their Peter Parker is easy on the eyes, recognizable, and is pretty well designed. On top of that, the suit, while different, is faithful to the original and colorful, like Superheroes should be.

It's a fantastic design by Sony and helped the game on it's path to greatness.

Avengers on the other hand....

First off, Captain America looks like my uncle on Halloween. In addition, all the people who bitched about the outfit in the first Avengers movie are taking what they said back. Unnecessary Armor Galore!

It actually reminds me of the 90's era of comics where a bunch of characters got unneeded armor or redesigns just because. And even by the Liefeldian standards of the day this is too much.

Thor has it a bit better, but not by much. The armor needs a rework because currently it looks more like a clobbered together cosplay.

As for Black Widow, her costume is fine...But WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE! She looks like a man in a wig. Like a High Def Farquad!

The only Avenger to come out well was the Hulk! Even then how do you fuck that up?

Tony looks alright as well but his armor is pretty damn generic. In the movies as well, each armor had a characteristic that helped give it a personality and made them distinguishable.

In addition, they all look so drab and colorless! It's boring

Now you all may say it's not like a game has bombed on visuals...

Uhm...Where were you during Marvel vs Capcom Infinite?

In fact, this feels like a repeat! A hyped as hell game with subpar visuals and design with a shortened roster with the promise of more to come.

Crystal Dynamics, you have a year to fix this. Don't fuck it up.

Oh GOD Put it back!!!

This is exactly how it feels!

TFW the Entity gives you a real spicy bloodweb