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Yea it's like that alot like women pants are so specific beacus the take in matter the waist hip and other stuff but men pants only waist
i’m so angry because when i first bought women’s pants as a child i went through 10 stores trying different cuts and brands to find the right size that fit until i found out ONLY Old Navy fit me right, and then i go to fucking Khols for men’s jeans and grab whatever off the shelf and everything fits the same no matter what cut or brand. what the hell?
((guys spam ask me I am so bored, I am happy every time I see an ask! I love it!! Spam ask since I am very bored and eating papers))
Look!!! Children!!!! Aren't they adorable. I've had a lil' Jersey design for a while but York...not so much, like at all, so y'all are getting this.
They are just so cute, I'm so good at this truly XD
Am I the only one who thinks Zahra and Mr. Farouk from “Heartstopper” would be the best of friends?
I kept trying to have a conversation with people but they keep walking away
I don't know why I can still do this but i can evidently???? I don't know man.
Do you ever just step outside at night and its nice and cool and you expect the grass to be wet but instead it’s dry and you just want to roll around in it and then you stop and realise that your gay and you then also realise that you’ve known that for at least 2 years and so now the sky is a rabbit?
(Edit) Thats how it feels to drive a ford F120
why does this part of my room look so suspicious
I have found my favorite pokemon cards
I bought four packs of cards on some turkey market a few days ago and opened them only now. Most of them look pretty good for a copy but these ones made me laugh. Im not planning on playing with them, they're just for the collection.
I’ve been really sick today so all I’ve done is draw posts from @inaccuratedbz I’m so sorry
Well any excuse to draw Jeice and Burter is good.
Konig image
Y/n is hiding out in an abandoned store, lying on the ground hoping to get some rest till they see Konig enter the store with something all over him…
Y/n: hey Konig there’s still some food if you want-…
Konig grabs y/n and pins them to the ground panting like a dog with his hood torn open but only to his mouth where you can see the huge smile he has planted on his face with blood dripping down from it on to your face
Y/n: A-are you okay?? Is that your blood???
Konig: hahah no my love! I ripped a man’s throat out! : D
Y/n on the verge of tears from fear: wtf???
(Sorry my grammar is horrible)
Every now and then I'll see the time I completely rawdogged (freehanded) this bitchass perspective and fucking ate white I was at it and just go "oh damn"
Maddison Beer’s “Follow the White Rabbit” is so good wh-
by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.
“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”
“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”
“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”
“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”
”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”
“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”
“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”
*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”
“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”
“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”
“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”
we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.
also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)
Y'know I got tumblr because I just wanted to say my random thoughts but i'm kinda scared of this website. What's with the Pikachu guy? So many ads! I can't tell if i'm crying of laughter, hysteria, or nervousness 😭
Hey so this was my original account but for some reason I got kicked out of it so I’m here now but I think i may be posting more on here because I am working on an au comic maybe.
Konig image
Y/n is hiding out in an abandoned store, lying on the ground hoping to get some rest till they see Konig enter the store with something all over him…
Y/n: hey Konig there’s still some food if you want-…
Konig grabs y/n and pins them to the ground panting like a dog with his hood torn open but only to his mouth where you can see the huge smile he has planted on his face with blood dripping down from it on to your face
Y/n: A-are you okay?? Is that your blood???
Konig: hahah no my love! I ripped a man’s throat out! : D
Y/n on the verge of tears from fear: wtf???
(Sorry my grammar is horrible)
I drew whatever this is a week ago lolll
I also made a Kakuzu Version.
The squad plays uno
Keefe: (lost) HEY NO FAIR I SAW YOU LOOKING AT THE CARDS WHILE SHUFFLING
Fitz: *silently raging cause he didn't win*
Sophie: (Won) One, I didn't. Two, Keefe you hid a 4+ card in your shoe and forgot about it
Lihn: Guys stop arguing!
Biana: *rips her cards up*
Tam: (Left the game as soon as it started)
Dex: (Made a card colour changer and still somehow lost to Sophie)
Spoilers ahead for Good Omens Seaon 2
I have just watched the entirety of Good Omens season 2 and what I want to say is... am I the only one that thinks Aziriphale went with the Head of Heaven guy (forgot his name/title/whatever) to easily?
Like I know that he had those longing glances and the whole talk and the KISS, but, it just seems a bit... off, to me.
Like, I think Aziraphale is so much smarter than that, even with his naivety towards heaven, because of all his growth from seasons 1 AND 2. He got to see a bit of the underbelly of heaven and obviously didn't like what they were doing.
Also, I initially though Aziraphale was gonna legit be kidnapped again or something when he went with the heaven official (still can remember that dudes name/title/whatever). He had sinister music coming off him when they went out the door, and had hateful glances towards Aziraphale and Crowley, like twice! That guy is so shady and since we didn't see the full conversation between him and Aziraphale, i think he did SOMETHING to Azi.
Aziraphale seemed to uptight, or maybe anxious, after his 'high of being back in heaven'. He seemed to want to say something, ANYTHING that would at least agree with Crowley, but he couldn't even nod or hum in agreement. Even when Crowley said something he should obviously agree on.
Their nightingale song also started to play after the argument and Crowleys line, maybe to signify that Aziraphale does REALLY want to go with him, playing their song saying that he agrees, even if he can't show it.
He seemed to be holding back tears, maybe trying to convey his true emotions with his eyes, but just couldn't for whatever reason. (My bets on Heaven Official guy)
And my final point, at the end where Aziraphale is about to go down the elevator. My initial thought, like everyone else's, was that he was doing his final decision of Crowley or Heaven, and chose to have his 'life' back.
But, maybe it was something more. The direct, long glance towards Crowley mightive been one last call for help, hoping Corwley could steal him away again. When it was clear Crowley was only their to see Aziraphale go and uproot the life they made together on earth, to see if he would really 'choose his old life than their life', he sighed and reluctantly got into the elevator.
Also, a little thing, the Heaven Official guy seemed a bit pushy. Taking Aziraphale away from his companions as soon as possible, saying he's the only right fit for the place of Archangel, and then saying so many nice things about the job, mostly things about getting to stay with Crowley that we don't even know are true. I just get a bad feeling from him.
Anyway, I loved this season we all have been waiting patiently for, for FOREVER, and I can't wait to see what happens in the Totally Coming Out season 3 that's coming up. I was already squealing when Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy played on Corwley's radio while going to save Aziraphale, so you bet I did the whole screaming and kicking when they FREAKING KISSED. I never in my life thought it would be cannon but IT IS, and I LOVE IT! I obviously was heartbroken at the end and was emotionally numb for a few moments, but that's what everyone probably experienced at that ending. I'll be patiently waiting for season 3.
TL;DR: I don't think this is something Aziraphale would do so quickly, like in just an afternoon and one meeting with little to no questions asked nor answered. I think something must've gone on in the conversation bits we didn't see and any alone time between Aziraphale and the Heaven Official guy.
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The Chadwick sharp to Chadwick blunt pipeline. My elevator hitch ocs…
Ok but listen
He would
I was looking through my notes and apparently one time I had a dream where Hyde was screaming the lyrics to California Girls by Katy Perry. This was important enough to write down ig
All I've been posting is of dazai recently (expect more)