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Master of Alchemy
the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone
Guys 2014 is in two months
mony mony billy idol 1981
Wanna know how the rich stay rich? Mony.
Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong
soulmates but not in a soft romantic way soulmates in a destined to change each other for better or for worse, cannot be who they are without each other, unstoppable together but they’re also the only ones who can defeat each other, equals, existences undeniably tied to each other way
haha. fucking idiot.
Ancient Greek geographer Strabo’s map of the known world.
Hello. In front of you is a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana. Stuck inside it is a small cylinder, roughly five inches in length, and four and a half inches of girth. All you have to do is remove the cylinder. Good luck.
here's to another year of being a substance abusing pseudo intellectual
A note to younger users or anyone who might need it:
-Advance Paycheck Loans are a SCAM
-Rent-a-Center and rent-to-own stores are a SCAM
-The lottery is a SCAM
All of these business target low-income neighborhoods and prey on those who need money the most. They are traps. None of them will benefit you.
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
A golden pagoda in flight before Mt. Fujiyama, Japan, 1990.
photo by Alain Guillou
comics that give Emotions
bart simpson and chris griffin go to couples therapy
kermit internalised homophobia
neo and morpheus go clubbing
I’ve got a new word for fanfic writers to use, brought to you by todays word of the day:
example sentence: she gazed into his smaragdine orbs
Strangely glowing dark clouds float serenely in this remarkable and beautiful image taken with the Hubble Space Telescope. These dense, opaque dust clouds - known as “globules” - are silhouetted against nearby bright stars in the busy star-forming region, IC 2944. NASA and The Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA)
I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…
In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.
hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven? it did huh, emotionally, right I get that, because of the– yeah the irreconcilable separation from goodness as a result of a single decision that can never be undone or atoned for, uh huh, sounds rough
A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.