Grumpybumby - Grounds For Divorce

“you wanna help ‘em…don’t you Sylvia?”

that little pout, that loose strand of hair, and that freakin smirk

If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

OHHHH MY, DARLING ~ ! ♡

Wash’s face in War Stories appreciation post

salt lamp on. big ass hoodie on. pajama pants tucked into socks. soft blanket. pirate streaming site of choice. i am going to live forever

Fuck yes.

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”

Stacey: “Why not?”

Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

Dunno about y’all but this is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day [x]

Jenny Slate: STAGE FRIGHT