Every Time I See A “not Your Type” Joke In Reference To One Percy Jackson I Have To Force Myself

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happy 9th birthday Jacob I hope you realize being conservative isn’t the only thing in life

Percy Jackson headcanons

-Annabeth absolutely LOATHES dark romance books or books that are mostly smut with little to no plot. She once bought one just to burn it (probably Haunting Adeline).

-When Percy gets angry enough, the air around him starts boiling. He doesn’t even realize until someone points out that theres steam coming off him.

-Leo and Annabeth work well as a team.

-Nico has been forced to used liquid IVs by Will several times.

-Percy shaves regularly after he sees stubble on his face to avoid looking too much like Poseidon.

-Jason, on the other hand, struggles to grow a beard.

-Frank really likes the fall-scented candles from Bath and Body Works.

-When on the battlefield, people give Percy and Annabeth a wide berth individually and together since they fight so efficiently. -Hazel smells like cinnamon.

-Piper’s favorite bird is the blue jay.

-Leo has been caught listening to Taylor Swift on multiple occasions.

-When Will needs to get something at night, he makes himself glow to get around.

-Nico has also told Will to use his “flashlight” ability several times.

-Some Greek demigods’ writing switches from Ancient Greek / Greek to English and they have to be careful about it at school etc.

-Austin once entered a flute competition and won.

-Arrows in the walls, floor, ceiling, EVERYWHERE, in the Apollo cabin.

-The Apollo cabin sings a Broadway song every morning loud enough for most of the camp to hear. Windows and doors open to REALLY let people hear it.

-Percy’s eyes glow in dark water.

-The Aphrodite cabin has a whole shelf of just perfumes and colognes.

-Leo and Will have deep conversations about country music.

-Percy and Annabeth have turned multiple people gay.

what if I told you if Percy Jackson was a singer he would either have the voice of Frank Sinatra or Kurt Cobain. No exceptions.

you guys don’t get it. I am literally Spider-Gwen.

you guys don't get it. i am literally peter parker.

I cannot imagine Matt Damon as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey movie for the life of me. I’m just gonna replace him with Jorge in my mind

Three tracks in ONE day

Drake write your obituary

Did you like the prologue of my fanfic? Because I posted on Wattpad, and absolutely nobody is reading it other than myself, and it feels like when I post that kind of content, nobody bothers to look at it (other than you), and I feel like I should just drop it and just post other stuff since that stuff gets more attention.

I did like the prologue for you fanfic! It’s not up to me to decide if you should drop it, but if you feel like it you could.

I like my ships when I can match them with The Crane Wives song like it’s Tinder.

Yikes!