Human-serial-code - UnTITled

Whenever I tell people that I’m Brazilian, it saddens me how they don’t know anything about Brazil. Because this place is just pure fuckassery and it’s basically an alternate dimension.

Brazilians can solve any problem.

Don’t have a car, but still wanna go somewhere?

We already made you a vehicle out of a beer crate.

What if you need to move a large piece of furniture and only own a motorcycle?

We got you covered.

Do you need to water your garden, but want to save up on sprinklers?

A Brazilian has already engineered the solution.

In the rare occasion that you don’t have any modern vehicles and only own 18th century material, we can figure it out as well.

But what about taking your groceries home when you don’t own a car?

We know what to do.

Brazilians are the only people who have fully unlocked creative mode

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Sero is moronsexual

Saw a post that radiated KamiSero energy so I had to redraw it. 

Please reblog if you can! <3 

[OC] vampire x werewolf gfs 🦇🐺❤️

hey guys! i decided i wanted to try opening up commissions. and it would Really help a lot if you guys would reblog this post rather than just liking it. i don’t have a job anymore and therefore extremely low on money. :(

i will draw

original characters (as long as a visual reference is provided)

fanart

shippy art

mild blood / gore

mildly suggestive nsfw (no minor characters, no aged up minor characters)

will not / can’t draw

hardcore nsfw 

extreme blood / gore

fetish art

pedophilia / incest / abusive ships and characters

hateful content that promotes racism / homophobia / transphobia / etc

mecha / machinery 

animals / furries

detailed backgrounds

art of irl people

note on backgrounds

- i’m not skilled enough on drawing detailed backgrounds yet so for now, that will not be an option.  - the choice between having a white background, or full color background, or a white background with a colored shape, or anything like that, will be zero charge.

here’s some additional, important info!

- i only accept USD payment through Paypal invoices - it’s full payment upfront - i won’t start working on the commission until i get paid. - depending on how big the commission is and my schedule, it can take me from a week to 3 months to finish it.  - right now, i’m only accepting up to 5 commissions at a time. this will probably change at a later date. - i’ll only post the final work if you specify for me to do so. otherwise i won’t post it, but i’ll still keep it for my portfolio. - once i get to the coloring stage of the commission (if it’s flat or full colored), it will be nonrefundable. however, before that, if you want to cancel the commission during the middle of me working on it, the refunded amount will be determined by how much work has been completed.

if you are interested in commissioning me, PM me here at @pinkbees​ or email me at lpbcommission@gmail.com and we can discuss things there!

- i’ll be PMing or emailing you with updates as your commission progresses so you can check to see if its going the way you like it + you can ask for revisions to the drawing

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SLOTS

OPEN

OPEN

OPEN

OPEN

OPEN

⚢ knight and vampire

love me a character who values hygiene and cleanliness but must, for plot reasons, inevitably become bloodsoaked