⚢ Knight And Vampire

the right way to eat icecream is to eat it from the cone up

On one night, a night not far from now, a quiet night, a night where you are dozing peacefully in bed, feeling content and safe in your home, I will manifest my physical form into your bedroom and forcibly but with great care shove an entire box of ice cream cones, one by one, through your esophagus. 

La Femme Chauve-Souris (The Bat-Woman) 1890

— by Albert Joseph Penot

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sorry the fuck did you just call Lord Explosion Murder you absolute shitfucking weasel

God I love this rage gremlin.

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[jumps out of casket] parkour

hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun

observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun

conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact

hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation

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