Latest Posts by hyacinthquetzal - Page 4

“Alright and to the left u have normies and to the right u have a speed bump. Technically both the same thing if u try hard enough.”

I said “oh to be a dragon to not pay taxes and burn my enemies” and my friend said “I want to be an ant in an ant terrarium thing so my activities can be observed by the masses. I want to be a girlboss and and not a malewife ant.”

“Everyone is looking at me weird today because of my face.”

“Don’t worry, one out of three people get their wisdom teeth removed. Their time will come.”

“Ominous. I got my wisdom teeth removed, and with them, my braincells. I now only have amateur teeth.”

“Still smarter than 90% of people around you, though. If I follow your logic, they must be toothless.”

“Be the teeth in a room full of gums.”

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

“The human urge to simply skrrt skrrt.”

“Trying to remember what the, uh, endoskeletons were called specifically from FNAF, but, uh, could only settle on ‘endoplasmic reticulum.’”

“They’ll ask for a coffee, and it’ll sound like they want to deepfry your house.” — on the German language.

(The Lab sink is clogged)

Student A - “There’s something in here.”

Teacher - “Well dont touch it!”

Student A - “Is it supposed to be clogged?”

Teacher - “I don’t know why yall ask me that. No?”

Student B - “You got swim goggles so I can see what’s in there?”

Teacher - “It what world would I have swim goggles!”

Student B - “Well, you carry a kid around wherever you go!”

(Pop Quiz. Not really. The teacher is pregnant.)

“Ur xx chromosome progenitor.” — said in a your mom competition.

“MY THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO GO OUI OUI BAGUETTE FUCKING KILOMETER NANI.” — bilingual friend after realizing she accidentally went trilingual.

“Good eve, shawty, the brain is braining.”

“You ain’t messin with my bones today, God!”

“Oh, like the iterations of characters on this channel are just so silly but they look so smart I don’t know what you’re talking about what ain’t no way foxy slapping booty cheeks what is going on? Oh my God it is so great. I want to see this and then he goes right back to being thoughtless or horror. Oh wow just a tiny little cut. Oh no it’s the old guy that everyone thinks it’s hot. Oh my God that actor shaggy plays spring trap in the movie destroy him spring trap peasant I know it’s so good you’re paying that animation team slap oh my God, he’s manifesting. Oh my God.”

A very long rambling from someone next to me. The punctuation is accurate.

“Would sell my soul to be a flying magical baby sun child I’m telling you.”

"It is often the most human of us that wish to be human the least.”

“I design beeg ravioli, then u shrinkfy this mf. Baby.”

“Oh wow sunset already. The time difference is bonkers with tangible evidence.”

“Well, time to go to a breeder and get me a therapist.”

“Why art thou youth persistent upon naming individuals such as we the title of ‘cringe’ when thou stand in the tow’ring rain of expansive society only to yell ‘skibidi toilet.’”

*Adjusts ur topography without mercy.*

“Hydrogens are everywhere, they do not deserve your pity.”

“Time to be violently asexual.”

(Talking about reproduction in biology, and how to hypothetically be in two places than once)

Little guys!!!

I don't know how Magma works but hopefully this link works: https://magma.com/d/VeILsgf3YM

Have fun you little critters

(Walking down the hallway)

“—I know me and SpongeBob look alike because we’re both short and yellow, but—“

Nothing prepares me for a four foot tall human being yelling STAY WOKE BROTHERS before mad dashing off.

HI HYACINTH!! <3

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“Oh a lizard skittered across my toe.”

“Isn’t that the one music artist?”

“You know me, starting my bacon career.”

“You underestimate the lack of yes my car has.”