Latest Posts by hyacinthquetzal - Page 5

“Toodaloo, cuh.”

“I was a confusing child. My gamer in Christ, I thought I was a dragon.”

“Ok, now that Darth Vader has been consumed, you can call me.”

“Stop SIMPING for my LIZARDS.”

@gregorsmissingarmor

RIP Lee

Here I didn’t think he could be any hotter…I was wrong. Halfling drake Voorpret ft Lee. Original concept by @gregorsmissingarmor 😌✨

“Get your teeth shaded, boy.”

“My nose is bleeding AAAAAAA.”

“You simping that hard?”

“Are you challenging my ballerina credentials? Are we going to have a ballerina fight?”

𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓯𝓻 𝓯𝓻

tricking or treating?

You get:

A greater ani!

“I don’t think you get to call yourself a baby boomer if you’ve never blown up a baby,” — a very serious kid in my class.

“Oh yeah, he was a singer of the Harlem renaissance, he has a raspy voice, it’s why lots of people knew him.”

“How do you get a raspy voice?”

“Uh, I don’t know? It’s just the voice he had,”

“You know what else gives you a raspy voice? Leukemia.”

- a conversation between a teacher and very serious uneducated student

“And now, I Vanish in Spanish. Adios.”

Just saw the FNAF movie, and I can already see myself talking about it to new, younger kids in the future like, yeah, that came out when I was 16, it was so long ago 😂 It’s so fascinating and cool and borderline fever-dream-ish to see it on a theatre screen when you’ve known it as games and art your whole life— especially with the visual references and the sound design. I can see this becoming nostalgic reaaally quick— and with so many people cosplaying at the theaters as well, maybe including myself? I mean, I was a bit disappointed by the lack of sudden jumpscares, as that is what the games use as their mane scare tactic. Also the random change of lore a tad? I’ll uhhhh. Vibe with it.

It was crazy to see everyone absolutely going hard XD I went low key, but I still got recognized a few times, it was pretty awesome! It was so cool to see everyone excited and coming together over a shared interest. It’s like going to a football game and finding someone wearing the same jersey as your own, I suppose! I’ve never been super hardcore in the fandom, but seeing the community in person and the excitement and creativity and the dedication— it’s something I respect. Y’all go and be awesome, guys.

Also spoilers below here for a single sentence about something I noticed —————

Micheal getting yeeted and having a short-lived toss-across-a-table throw-down match with Peepaw Willy was 100% something I did not expect, but 100% something I needed to see, regardless if I knew it or not 😂 also that design and literally every small detail. I can tell you that me and my friend were death gripping each other and they were digging their nails into my arm in excitement, my gosh XD It was a super great experience, even if I’m not one for horror. I’m glad I went!

“It’s not W rizz?? It’s a restraining order?”

“Rizzstraining order.”

“In today's episode of Hyacinth's American Highschool Of What The Frick is a Kilometer : drama and freshmens.”

Omg! I had no idea you were on tumblr! Hi!!

Hey!!! I may have yeeted myself on here, yes XD good to see ya! :DD

“THOU HAST SUMMONED ME? Oh. Crap. I’m alive.”

“Yeah, gimme one second, I gotta peel my sandwich real quick.”

“I swear, someday I want to type such crap I hope u never eat or drink whenever I drop something like that.”

“Oh look, a fourth year boogying the stress away.”

“Aint no sound gonna pass trough those bricks older than Biden's mom.”

“Noodle priviledges revoked, got downgraded into Master Chief.”

“Oh the light’s flashing, you know what that means.”

“Yeah, just leave it up to human nature to determine when to or not to drive.”

“Yeah, no, we’re doomed.”

“Grass-Yas pour faver? Holdo uno momentoh ain’t no espeaky el spanisho.”

“Life currently took shape of a chiuahua, apparently.”

“You smell like old bovine juice and an expired wyvern fetus.”

“One of them is currently being rizzed up by an alien.”

“Ok? Been there done that, and?”

“Just two friends kissing, what about it.”

“Testing fate again and got an F.”