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i got Cheetos dust in my wounds

gonna keep my kids away from Banana fish and if they disobey me then make em watch it. as many mistakes as many rewatches.

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

(instru)mental breakdown

husbands of house wives are just sugar daddies, legally

you are what you watch/read: sad and gay

stop the earth i wanna get off

“How many years does it take to forget a minute?”

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suck sm1 else for you?

be my vacuum cleaner

i have stayed in my head so much that i made plenty friends here

So Plesitsky asks him (if not out loud) to watch closely and our badass dumbass dude just stares without his specs who knows watching what

“I want a relationship where people know of us but nothing about us.”

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reading between the lines is all fun and cool until you start criticizing stuff which is not even there

Akutagawa: how many times do i have to apologize?

Dazai: once would be nice

Akutagawa: no

when does a Tumblr post get that famous that it starts getting circulated on Instagram??

Nobody:

Soldiers and girls on period:

I woke up and there was blood everywhere..

why bother when you can be a bother

When my brothers and I used to stand in the middle of the church and sing the trio "May my prayer be exalted", or "The Archangel's Voice", everyone looked at us with emotion and envied our parents, but we at that moment felt like little convicts.

Anton Chekhov- describing his childhood as suffering in a letter (1892).

when the fuck will something lgbt happen to me... ive been waiting for so long...

what is life without consonants but vowels?

* at an art exhibition, in front of a million dollar painting *

Person to the group: And you can see the painter took a whole new perspective: He tilted his head once and kept it so for 14 hours to complete this painting in one sitting.

Me: * raises hand * Or he lied and just tilted the canvas before the exhibition?

Everyone: ...

my palate is as numb as my heart

yeah

“Writing a book is like telling a joke and having to wait 2 years to know whether or not it was funny.”

— Alain de Botton

me, a biology student, after watching bnha:

And you can clearly see, Todoroki Shoto is a perfect example of co-dominance ☺️

you fucking coprolite

... and I'll only choose the violin as it dignified my lust over you

mfs will watch 3 idiots and still glorify the indian education system

daily wisdom: never fail to get your childhood trauma 'cause remember traumatic children produce hot adults