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Pffft
somebody resurrect Oh Sangwoo and make him listen to this-
“how many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull the trigger?”
— 𝘝𝘪𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘢 𝘞𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘧
i'm just into this fandom nd i don't think i'll leave anytime soon XDXD ( ˘ ³˘)♥
the ship name for Inko/AFO should be ✨All for Inko✨ just sayin
what's with the attitude? half of you'll jus end up as bottoms. shut up.
Obey me is getting an anime???? WTF DO I LIVE UNDER A ROCK TO KNOW OF IT NOW ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
will watch the fuck out of it🤤
..and if you lift me in the air
I'll show you how downgrade you look
u n g r a t e f u l
yes☝🏻
i can't even make a straight line while using a ruler stop expecting things from me
At least tag me properly, duck @quietbluebranch ಥ‿ಥ
Anyway, I'd have been a physicist..
Revisit ur trauma: @smthngofthepulsars @showmetheslit @shybutdope @noobgamer2703
if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter
brain, remember when we had sparkles in our eyes when we just wrote numbers?
YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG NOW?
gift
Knew shud have blocked u when I still had my sanity
Fuck you, my precious little dead to me mutual ( ˘ ³˘)♥
This had to be on my dash nd now urs ʘ‿ʘ
I was just thinking… do the people who recently joined the Sherlock fandom even know about the Norwegian “Oklahomo” parodies?
You’re welcome 😋
I didn't know I needed this until I read it..
Writer’s Guide: Hand to Hand Combat
Your character is unarmed and all they have left to fight with is their bare hands. If they hope for the enemy to catch their hands, you will have to write an effective scene. So how can we write a good hand to hand combat scene?
Most Common Moves
Now, I’m not going to list 30+ martial arts moves. Most of your characters will not be masters of kung fu or mixed martial arts. Most people who get into fights are novices.
Punch: a punch is probably to go to strike. Try not punch anybody in the face because one, they will expect it and two, it will hurt your hand. If you can aim for the soft parts of an opponent, kidneys or gut.
Kick: Kicking isn’t pretty but it is effective. A good swift kick to the back of somebody’s knee will fold them like a lawnchair.
Go for the groin: Man or woman getting kicked in the nether regions is no picnic. A good swift kick with your foot or your knee can incapacitate your opponent. Its not the most honourable of moves but it works.
An Elbow strike is effective: The elbow is your strongest point of attack. Drive it in to a windpipe or a gut and you can but yourself valuable time to retreat or stall your opponent from answering back.
Eyes: they are weak points. Jab somebody in the eyes with a thumb and they will stop in their tracks.
Throat: You can end any fight by going straight for the throat either grasping it in a headlock or jabbing it with a fist which can collapse the windpipe.
Bite: If you are unable to snack your opponent, use your teeth. The human bite is perhaps not as strong as a hyena’s but it is strong enough to shorten your opponent by a finger or two.
How to Escape from Grips and Holds
Pinned from behind with your arms pinned: You have to stop your opponent from getting to a headlock. Move your hips to one side and strike backwards toward the groin or gut. This should weaken the hold of your opponent. Once the grip is loosened, turn toward your opponent and snack them into the nose with the heel of your hand.
Held from behind: Bend forward as far as you can making it more difficult for your opponent to lift you. Jab with your elbows back into your opponent’s chest or face. Turn toward your opponent once the grip loosens and strike at the face or the groin again to subdue your opponent.
Headlock: If your opponent has you in a headlock, DON’T STRUGGLE. You could break your own neck. Turn into your opponent’s side as close as possible. With your hand that is furthest away, hit your opponent into the groin or gut.
Pinned down on the ground: Most likely your opponent is using their own hands and weight to keep you down. If you can move your knees, try to jab them in the side or the groin to unbalanced them.
Things to Remember
1. The whole 6-10 minute bout only happens in films or controlled sporting events. Fights are usually over within a few minutes. (when writing effective fights, keep the pace short.)
2. Girls are vicious. I’ve worked in nightclubs and broke up a fair few fights. Boys will knock the shit out of each other but girls will tear shreds out of each other. I have known grown men to break up fights between guys but nobody wants to break up a catfight.
3. One wants the fight to end quickly. If you keep slugging at each other, you’ll get tired pretty fast. Have your character try end the fight as soon as possible.
4. Nobody emerges from fights unscathed. Even winners may come out with black eyes, broken noses or at very least a broken lip. If you punch someone, you will likely bruise your knuckles if not split them.
5. If your character is fighting to survive, they don’t have to stick to etiquette. They will have to do anything to survive even if it means doing something unpleasant like fishhooking or hairpulling.
John has to say This after asking Am I pretty? as if Sherlock always starts ranting about how amazing John is at the first opportunity... ( ･ั﹏･ั)
Scenes without background music: Drunk Sherlock and John play Celebrity Heads.
What, it's really good
hey y’all I just found the sloppiest, wettest sounding bass patch I’ve ever heard. here you go
You know you'll die to understand their side of the story when they look like this
OMG YESS HAHAHA
HAHAHA REMEMBER WHEN WE DIDINT HAVE PERIODS HAHAHA
Mine would be: Bet nobody understands anything anyway so let's just make anything
Go fuck guys @smthngofthepulsars @showmetheslit @shybutdope @sorryimsooochangeable nd @ any1 wants to try
ok im bored so like ima make a tagg game so yeah
name of the game: tell me your favorite movies but without context
movies without context: "Bisexual panic with a lot of action and destruction"
tagging: @virgils-eyeshadow @doritosandbluethings @bi-peanut @make-things-make-sense @allpanic-no-disco @prettyamberskies @no-cheese @notsodazzlingdaisy @notsosw3et
It feels like it has always been this way but it is also strange to walk without holding your hand.
If it was nothing, then why does it feel so heavy?
Suddenly everyone seems unwelcoming and only you have all the answers.
I feel more lost with every passing second and I try to push it away with someone else.
Maybe I overdo it hence all this looks unappealing.
But, in the end, whatever you left behind
Became my everything.
good morning duckkk
no.
Now that you're back, let's fuck thru some Johnlock✨✨
i miss you @johnlocky @dmeanie @barrybclout
anxiety is feeling like something is shoved up your ass, continuously every god damn day
Go Yahwi is me and I'm Go Yahwi, and u'll still love me
iknow it
also fuck u
Do I look lyk I care? Anyway it's pride month so...
I srsly dk wtf kind of shit I'm saying these days😭👌🏻
@showmetheslit @smthngofthepulsars
Get here nd make it ugly
You're being murdered. You look the killer in the eye & your last words are the last text you sent:
Kinda funny