Ijounakame-blog - ᵃᵇᵉʳʳᵃⁿᵗ. ( WIP. )

Random Sentences Starters

“Alright, I love you, but you need Jesus.”

“Are you done?”

“Are you reading fanfiction?”

“Can I have your fries?”

“Coffee is the only substance I drink.”

“Did you get my text?”

“Eat my whole ass.”

“Hey, don’t insult memes!”

“How long have you been playing that game?”

“I don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed.”

“I like your taste in music.”

“I said I’m sorry!”

“I think your gayness might be affecting me.”

“It’s a damn shame.”

“I’ll be home in five minutes.”

“I’m just gonna nope out of this situation.”

“I’m sorry…”

“I’m three feet away from you, why did you text me?”

“Let me go.”

“Like a good neighbour I’m gonna take your shit and never give it back.”

“Me. I meant me.”

“Nice voice crack.”

“Our friendship is weird as hell. But so are we. So it’s perfect!”

“Please don’t do this…”

“Suck my ass through a straw.”

“Touching leads to babies.”

“Um?”

“Wait up!”

“What are you talking about?”

“What the hell is that?”

“… What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“What’s going on?”

“Why are you like this?”

“Your taste in music is shit.”

“You’re trash for her, aren’t you?”

“You’re trash for him, aren’t you?”

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let’s pretend i didn’t wear myself out by doing a shit ton of dishes, and instead say, here, have a starter call for new followers / those i haven’t interacted with yet.

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Donnie swimming with a pod of orcas, it’s a lot better studying them in the wild. I’m so glad that I got this out of my head. I love it

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*: ･ﾟ✧   black butler season one episode three starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

“ i’m so, so, sorry, i… i’ll wipe it off.”

“ why did you agree to take on such a useless idiot?”

“ you’re one to talk.”

“ it didn’t seem like such a bad idea.”

“ can’t refuse your favorite ___, can you?”

“ i never expected that i would be affected by it as well.”

“ i’m so sorry for causing all this trouble.”

“ whoa, calm down a second!”

“ should we take the knife away?”

“ just think of the horrible mess you would make.”

“ it would take hours just to clean up the blood.”

“ thank you. you’re so very kind.”

“ that was kindness?”

“ perhaps you should just sit there and relax so you don’t cause anymore trouble.”

“ if you do decide to seek your eternal rest, please see to it outside, would you?”

“ and try not to make too big a mess.”

“ it’s a pain to special-order a new one.”

“ you haven’t had a growth-spurt in years.”

“ we shouldn’t stay away for too long.”

“ it was a great tragedy.”

“ forgive me for asking, but your parents, did they…?”

“ sadly, they both perished in the fire.”

“ you just need to rest yourself for a while.”

“ why are they all skulls?!”

“ no! not again!”

“ i’ve made yet another unacceptable mistake.”

“ i can’t go on any longer!”

“ quit trying to die all the time!”

“ but i have to! it’s the only way to redeem my honor.”

“ i’m sure you’re tired.”

“ what’s the matter?”

“ what happened to this place?”

“ why, it’s a disaster!”

“ what is going on here?”

“ why on earth are you dressed as lunatics?”

“ you’re crazy! crazy…!”

“ what are you doing now?”

“ at the moment i believe i’m in the process of dying.”

“ you’re back! i missed you so much.”

“ what a surprise!”

“ how many times do i have to tell you? call me ___.”

“ oh, you really are just the cutest thing ever!”

“ i could just eat you up!”

“ you detract from the beauty of the room.”

“ oh! but i made such a lovely decoration out of him.”

“ yes! just look at it all. isn’t it so cute now?”

“ and i have a present for you too.”

“ you’re always dressed in black. i thought this would be a nice change.”

“ what do you think?”

“ i am deeply honored that you went to so much trouble for my sake.”

“ your generosity overwhelms me.”

“ happy to help.”

“ in any event, what are you doing here?”

“ i sneaked away because i wanted to see you, silly!”

“ you- you sneaked away? don’t you think you’ll get into trouble.”

“ why don’t we have a ball tonight?”

“ you can be my escort and we’ll dance around all night long.”

“ isn’t that a wonderful idea?”

“ you’ll wear the clothes i picked out for you, won’t you?”

“ pretty please? it’ll be so cute on you!”

“ you come with me! i want to make you even cuter than you already are.”

“ wait! i said NO BALL!”

“ i believe the wisest course of action is to go along with the plan.”

“ i don’t think she is going to listen to reason.”

“ i know i’ve never seen you dance before, but i assume that you can?”

“ well, that explains why you’re always such a wallflower at social engagements.”

“ i have too much work to do.”

“ i don’t have time to waste on dancing.”

“ with all due respect, dancing is a necessary skill to possess.”

“ fine, i’ll do it. now stop the lecture.”

“ we don’t have sufficient time to call in a tutor.”

“ don’t be ridiculous! i’m not going to take dancing instructions from you!”

“ besides, do you even know how to dance?”

“ now, if you would do me the honor, may i have this dance?”

“ your natural ability for dancing isn’t so much lacking as it is non-existent.”

“ you cannot simply cling for dear life onto your dance partner.”

“ you’re too tall / short, it’s not working!”

“ most importantly, you need to wipe that gloomy look off your face.”

“ now, let’s have a smile. pretend that it’s fun.”

“ let me go!”

“ i can’t smile.”

“ i’ve forgot how.”

“ i don’t know how to pretend like i’m having fun.”

“ how AWFUL! this is the most humiliating outfit ever.”

“ i think you’re going to have to make peace with it.”

“ that’s your problem with it?!”

“ i can’t live with a shame as deep as this. no… i’d rather die!”

“ eh… you aren’t going to try to stop me this time?”

“ i’ll make you look so adorable!”

“ i’m really farsighted, i can’t see anything without my glasses.”

“ you don’t have to see to have fun.”

“ now hand those over, silly.”

“ no, no, please!”

“ leave her / him alone.”

“ ___! you look adorable!”

“ why aren’t you wearing the ring i brought you?”

“ you’re so cruel!”

“ hah! fooled you! it’s mine now!”

“ give it back!”

“ wh-why are you so angry at me?”

“ what’s wrong?”

“ so- so why are you so angry?”

“ it’s truly one of a kind.”

“ it- it was that important? and i destroyed it?”

“ what are you doing?!”

“ how long are you going to cry?”

“ i- i’m so sorry.”

“ your face is a mess.”

“ what the hell? you can actually sing?!”

“ you can count on me.”

“ are you sure?”

“ indeed, i’m more deadly efficient than i appear.”

“ i’m in your debt.”

“ you’ve taught me a lot.”

“ they say that before a person dies, his life flashes before him.”

“ i know that when i see the light of death, this momentous evening is what will appear to me in my dying vision!”

“ interesting that you would say that.”

“ it’s finally over.”

“ you seemed to be enjoying yourself for a while there.”

“ don’t be so foolish.”

“ am i the fool here?”

“ when i close my eyes, i hear them too.”

“ i hear voices echoing in my head.”

“ you must get some rest”

“ don’t want to make yourself ill, do you?”

“ stay with me till i fall asleep.”

“ goodness, are you displaying weakness in front of me now?”

“ i will stay here. i am by your side forever. until the end.”

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@tcmpcd / x

“stupid, stupid, STUPID gauntlet, i swear i had those coordinates right when i set this thing...” well, at least he was above ground, but ---- perched on the branch of a tree wasn’t the most ideal of ways to end up in a world.

it took a drop for him to get off of it, but it was more inconvenient than anything else. seriously, dropping his bo staff on top of that? embarrassing. hopefully nobody saw that.

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Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

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hypocrites // marina and the diamonds

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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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 i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  I AM SO FUCKING SORRY.           it should have been me.             i know it should have been me.   

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                                          In a b l i n kof an eye,

                                                                 I never got to say GOODBYE.

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