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moonrise kingdom (2012) / sentence meme
what happened to your hand?
it’s a warning.
why are you cursing at me?
in fact, i guarantee it.
we’re building a treehouse.
i found this on top of our refrigerator.
sometimes i stick leaves on my hair. it helps cool your head down.
anyway, that’s what you’re supposed to say.
i know what you do with that sad, dumb policeman.
which injuries are you apologizing for, specifically?
when we first met each other, something happened to us.
he’s not dumb… but i guess he is kind of sad.
that’s a loaded question.
don’t say ❛hate.❜
come and get me, you bastards!
get out of my chimney.
i don’t like the snappy attitude.
stop feeling sorry for yourself.
those sons of bitches, they got him right through the neck.
nobody else does.
is that a yes?
those were your last words.
but he didn’t deserve to die.
she didn’t love me back.
all mankind makes mistakes.
i love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.
i love you, too.
why do you consider me your enemy?
that sounds like poetry.
i feel i’m in a real family now.
2-3 Word Sentence Meme
Send one (or more) for my character’s reaction.
“Lay down.”
“Stay here.”
“Stay inside.”
“I love you.”
“Eat something.”
“Are you leaving?”
“I’ll help.”
“Rest now.”
“Get some sleep.”
“Are you awake?”
“I’ll do it.”
“What is it?
“Sleep well.”
“Are you okay?”
“I’ll be okay.”
“You’re safe.”
“I’m a friend.”
“I don’t like it.”
“I can’t sleep.”
“You’re amazing.”
“You’re comfortable.”
“You’re warm.”
“You’re soft.”
“You are shaking.”
“You are wet.”
“You are tall.”
“I am freezing.”
“I am hungry.”
“I’m tired.”
“I know you.”
“I’m too short.”
“I’m frightened.”
“Where were you?”
“Why me?”
“Why there?”
“Come here.”
“Walk with me?”
“Kiss me.”
“Hug me.”
“Hold me.”
“Help me.”
Fallout 4 - companions’ comments during “Kid in a Fridge” side quest - sentence starters
1. “There better be some gold at the end of this rainbow, if you catch my meaning.”
2. “Losing family’s never easy, but you’ll pull through. Hang in there, _______.”
3. “Life hard. Death come to all. Best that little ______ learn now.”
4. “Get used to disappointment, ______. It’s the way the world works.”
5. “Bringing a child with us could be tactically dangerous, but it’s an admirable decision to make. He/she/they isn’t/aren’t safe here.”
6. “Keep up, _____. We got an adventure ahead of us.”
7. “Do you remember your address, ______? We’ll see to it that you arrive safe and sound.”
8. “Small _____ should be with his/her/their kind. This is good.”
9. “Have you lost it? We can’t leave this kid out here on his/her/their own!”
10. “You’re not honestly suggesting we leave a child way out here? No one could be that heartless.”
11. “You’re turning your back on a child? Deplorable, ______.”
12. “But, ______, he/she/they is/are only a child! You can’t simply abandon him/her/them.”
Scared
“I’m scared” “You’re not scared, are you?” “Are you frightened?” “You can’t frighten me” “There’s nothing to be afraid of” “Are you scared of me?” “I don’t want you to be afraid of me” “You don’t need to be afraid of this” “Why are you so scared?” “I’m scared to death” “Doesn’t anything scare you?” “I’m not afraid” “I’m not trying to scare you” “Do I frighten you?” “Why aren’t you afraid of me?” “What’s your biggest fear?” “You gotta be afraid of something” “It’s designed to scare you” “There’s no need to be afraid” “I don’t want to scare you away” “Are you scared?” “I don’t scare easily” “There’s nothing wrong with being afraid” “You terrify me” “Don’t be scared”
Send 🌂 to share an umbrella with my muse
Introduction Starters III
"WHO are you?"
"Where did you come from?"
"That's a nice outfit."
"I love your bag, where did you get it?"
"I feel as though I'm not prepared for this."
"Oh my gosh! I know who you are!"
"I love seeing new places and meeting new people."
"Can you NOT stare?"
"Do you have the time?"
"Are you talking to me?"
"Do I know you?"
"Can you help me out?"
"What did you say?"
"Excuse me."
"Can I ask you a question?"
"What is going on, here?"
"Are you an angel?"
"Have we met before?"
"Who am I? Are you sure you want to know?"
"Have you seen anything so beautiful?"
"Lookin' for somethin'?"
"I'm not buying whatever you're selling."
"Freeze!"
"What is with the weather?"
"Moon sure is bright tonight."
"What'll you have?"
"I didn't ask for you."
"Thanks... ah... I didn't catch your name."
Ask My Muse About Death
Send my muse one or a few of these questions (all of them related to death, life after death, etc. so please read with that warning in mind)
Have you ever come close to dying?
What do you think is the worst possible way to die?
Do you think there’s life after death?
If you were reborn as someone/something new, who or what would you want to be?
If you do believe in the afterlife, what kind of afterlife do you think awaits you?
Have you ever taken someone’s life?
Are you afraid of dying?
Do you ever wish you were immortal?
If you are immortal, do you ever wish you were mortal instead?
Name one (or a few) people in your life whose death would ruin you.
Who do you think would miss you most if you were gone?
Name one person you’d protect even if it meant sacrificing yourself.
If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?
Have you ever seen someone die (but you didn’t cause it)?
Has someone ever tried to severely hurt you?
Could you kill someone if it meant protecting yourself or someone else?
If you could meet someone who has died, who would it be?
Do you believe the dead ever come back to walk the earth?
Have you ever seen a ghost/spirit?
If you’ve ever had a near-death experience, describe what happened and what you saw/experienced.
BONUS: FOR UNDEAD/SPOOKY MUSES
How did you die?
What’s the last thing you remember before death?
Is the afterlife/undeath exactly as you pictured it to be?
What do you consider yourself (ghost, zombie, spirit, etc.)?
Do you wish you were alive and mortal again?
Was death frightening to you?
What have you learned since your death?
When you meet living people, are they afraid of you?
If you could be brought back to life, would you accept?
Did you return for a reason?
The Emperor’s New Groove starters pt. 1
“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”
“Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being!”
“I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason.”
“Ok, this is the real me.”
“This perfect world begins and ends with me.”
“It is time for you to choose your bride.”
“Let me guess, you have a great personality.”
“The emperor had me thrown out a window.”
“You really should have thought of that before you became a peasant!”
“The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?”
“Whoa! No touchy! No touch!”
“I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire.”
“I’m here because I received a summons.”
“Word on the street is you can fix my problem.”
“When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.”
“Isn’t it great? It’s my birthday gift to me!”
“I give the word, and your town will be destroyed.”
“Pull the lever, ___.”
“WRONG LEVER!”
“Why do we even have that lever?”
“___, put your hands in the air!”
“I’ll smash it with a hammer.”
“Oh, right. The poison–The poison for ___. The poison chosen specifically to kill ___. ___’s poison.”
“I am one hungry king of the world.”
“Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.”
“This isn’t poison. This is extract of llama!”
“All your poisons look alike. You might want to think about re-labeling some of them.”
“Well I suppose there’s time for dessert.”
“Still think I’m not the victim here?”
“I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.”
“Don’t listen to that guy, he’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”
“You’re sort of confusing me, so begone.”
“Um, what’s with the chimp and the bug?”
“Can we get back to me?”
“What am I gonna tell the village?”
“Hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me.”
“I ate a bug today!”
“Um, I’m the one in the cart, remember?”
“AAH! DEMON LLAMA!”
“You’re that whiny peasant.”
“What do you mean I don’t look like the emperor?”
“My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!”
“You’re the criminal mastermind, not me.”
“That’s giving you way too much credit.”
“Build your summer home somewhere else.”
“I don’t make deals with peasants!”
“Ooh, it’s a scary tree.”
“I’m born with an innate sense of direction.”
“Ok, that was the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Don’t worry your highness, I’ve got you! You’re safe now.”
“Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”
“Don’t tell me, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”
“For the last time, it was not a kiss.”
“Some day you’re going to end up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.”
“Are you going to build a fire or what?”
“Well, he ain’t getting any deader!”
“You know that means you’re doing something nice for someone else.”
“Don’t shake unless you mean it.”
“Believe it or not, I think I need a bath.”
“I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.”
jealousy starters.
❛i don’t get what you even see in ____.❜
❛they’re not right for you, you know.❜
❛why do you keep staring at them?❜
❛you’re late. why are you coming home at 3 am? it’s someone else, isn’t it?❜
❛why do you always win?❜
❛hey – can you get off their dick for five seconds?❜
❛it’s almost like you’re dating them.❜
❛it’s almost like you married them.❜
❛you like them a lot, don’t you?❜
❛after all these years, i never thought i’d lose to someone like them.❜
❛chose between them or me.❜
❛me? JEALOUS?!….. HAHAHAHAHahaHAHAhAhahHA… yes.❜
❛me? JEALOUS? you’re out of your mind.❜
❛are you dating them or something?❜
starters based on things my group chat has said.
❛Shit, I’m being attacked by porcelain clowns.❜
❛I think ___ and I just cringed from how white that was.❜
❛I’m fine with you punching me in the nads, but don’t you mess with my Pepsi.❜
❛I need to like, cry.❜
❛My beautiful voice mimics the words everyone is thinking, but is too shy to say. ‘Fuck you, ____’, I whisper into the air. A sigh of relief fills the audience. They all nod their heads in agreement. Hushed voices all around the auditorium, all carrying the same message. ‘Fuck you, _____’.❜
[TEXT] Stop with the :3c face. Nothing good ever happens when you do the :3c face.
[TEXT] andnlifhtbg3ts mad [TEXT] grts mad [TEXT] gets mad [TEXT] that one
❛We have to put a warning label on _____.❜
❛What? Is my three-inch thruster too much to handle?❜
❛Yeah, but isn’t your ego as big as your dick? WAIT, FUCK.❜
❛If only you knew I made 32k since June. Then you would treat me differently.❜
[TEXT] _____, will you space succ me?
❛I can’t believe that ______ is going to space suck ______.❜
❛______ is a tranquiliquest.❜
❛______ doesn’t feel pain. You know, because he blocks the pain out with testosterone.❜
❛Once I got punched in the dick and I didn’t even give a fuck. I have really high pain tolerance.❜
❛Nootnoot. The musical.❜
❛I want ______ to go to Cowboy Camp.❜
❛Eternal suffering isn’t as bad as they all say!❜
❛I can’t believe ______ is fergalicious.❜
two word starters
“ don’t stop ”
“ please don’t ”
“ don’t shoot ”
“ give it ”
“ shut up ”
“ damn it! ”
“ stop it! ”
“ you’re crazy ”
“ that’s insane ”
“ get out! ”
“ don’t leave ”
“ i’m tired ”
“ that’s bad ”
“ be honest ”
“ be careful ”
“ be nice ”
“ you’re wrong ”
“ go home ”
“ watch it ”
“ fuck me ”
“ kiss me ”
“ we can’t… ”
“ we shouldn’t… ”
“ you’re perfect ”
“ that’s awful ”
different ways to say ‘i love you’.
‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’
‘let’s get you back to bed.’
‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’
‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’
‘i drew up a bath for you.’
‘you need rest.’
‘you ought to be asleep.’
‘i bought two.’
‘here. you can have the rest.’
‘i thought of you when i saw this.’
‘i like your smile.’
‘you have a cute laugh.’
‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’
‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’
‘be careful.’
‘look both ways.’
‘you mean so much to me.’
‘i can’t lose you.’
‘i thought i might have lost you.’
‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’
‘it looks good on you.’
‘i’ll make you soup.’
‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’
‘are you okay in there?’
‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’
‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’
‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’
‘i’m worried about you.’
‘what do you want to watch?’
‘where would you like to go for dinner?’
‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’
‘we’ll figure it out.’
‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’
‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’
‘you’re important to me.’
‘this is your favorite song, right?’
‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’
‘good luck!’
‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’
‘don’t say that about yourself.’
‘want to come with?’
“wow! you look really nice.’
‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’
‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’
‘you can have half.’
‘come here. let me fix it.’
‘your tie is crooked.’
‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’
‘i’m not going to hurt you.’
‘can i touch you?’
‘can i kiss you?’
‘can i hug you?’
‘promise.’
‘would i ever lie to you?’
‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’
‘hey, good-looking.’
‘of course i care. you’re my family.’
‘one more chapter.’
‘i love you.’
Send “How did you get this?” for my muse’s reaction to your muse observing one of their scars.
⨳ — FINAL FANTASY X;
send one for my muse's reaction!
“Listen to my story. This…may be our last chance. “ “Err, ‘helly doo sad wee’ to you, too.” “People die, [name] dances.” “This is my story. It’ll go the way I want it…or I’ll end it here!” “You know…for the first time, I’m glad…to have you as my father." "I know it sounds selfish, but this is my story!" "I hate your plan. It sucks." "You’ll cry. You’re gonna cry. You always cry. See? You’re cryin’." "Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!" "Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal." "Even for a little while, people can sleep in their beds without being afraid. That kind of time is worth anything. Don’t say it isn’t worth it.” "Memories are nice, but that’s all they are." "I shouldn’t have to say this, but don’t fall in love with her." "No matter how dark the night, morning always comes and our journey begins anew." "The people and the friends that we have lost…or the dreams that have faded…never forget them.” “Your hope ends here… and your meaningless existance with it!” "They were truly an elegant rage. They threw themselves at me to bar my path. One by one." "Well, if you’re offering your lives, I will have to take them." "Hope is…comforting. It allows us to accept fate, however tragic it might be." "Thinking isn’t solving anything!" "Every story must have an ending." "Outside the dream world, life can be harsh–even cruel, but it is life." "No no no, when I say 'Whats our Goal??’, you say, 'Victory!!!’" "Touch me with that hand and I’ll remove it.” “If he dies, you’ll never be able to tell him how much you hate him." "Oh, what’s the matter? Gonna cry again? Cry, cry. That’s the only thing you’re good for!" "So what’s your goal this time? You gonna 'do your best’ again? Ha! It’s too bad your best isn’t good enough! Why even bother showing up?" "This plan won’t work, you know that. We’ll just let them dream a little longer." "Boy, don’t forget those words, 'cause if you do…I’m gonna make you regret it." "Well, that’s a lame way to kill someone." "Stay with me till the end. Please." "I’m scared of lightning! Let’s rest, please? Pretty please?" "I hadn’t really laughed like that in a long time." "I want my journey…to be full of laughter." "You have to choose: die and be free from pain, or live and fight the sorrow!" "I want to ask you..to be my guardian." "You’re hiding something from me…" "I’d tell you if something was wrong." “I’ve… learned how to smile… Even when I’m feeling sad.” “If we should get separated, just whistle. I’ll come running. I promise.“ “Isn’t it wonderful, to walk together holding hands? I do so want to go, to your city, your house, into your arms.” "It would be so easy to let my fate just carry me away… following this same path my whole life through. But I know I can’t. What I do, I do…with no regrets." "You are a fading dream, but one that has been touched by reality. Run, dream. Run on into the daylight. And walk into reality." "It is better to die in hope than live in despair."
The Empress of China starters
“Aren’t you worried I’ll tell her everything?”
“Aren’t you worried we’ll kill her?”
“I think it’s a blessing in disguise”
“I should have killed you to be safe.”
“Except for taking a peek in distance, what have you done for her?”
“For me, to love someone means giving them the right to choose.”
“Don’t sell yourself short and miss a perfectly good chance.”
“When the flowers were blooming, we were passionately in love. When flowers were dying, why did you disappear like the tide?”
“For survival, I buried my dreams.”
“For a good night’s sleep, I never stopped sharpening my sword.”
“Never leave today’s work for tomorrow.”
“You lucky devil! You have no idea how lucky you are.”
“Why do you want to stay?”
“In front of that man, you’re not happy. You have no dignity.”
“Why do you ask me to see who you have become? Why can’t you see for yourself what has become of you?!”
“Perhaps you’re right. Neither of us is who we used to be.”
“This is what ruined me. I forgot love is a gamble.”
“[Name], take me away, as far away as possible.”
“I’ll be leaving soon. I hope you can go on living and be happy like today.”
“Believe it or not, I wanted to help you.”
“No doubt you have paid the price, but at least you’re alive today.”
“If I were you, I’d make myself useful again.“
“Listen to me, the day is long, don’t be disheartened by a temporary setback or admit defeat.”
“I don’t get to choose my own destiny.”
“[Name], promise me, no matter what happens in the future, I hope our friendship will never change.”
“Don’t ask what the future lies for you, as long as you have no regrets when the curtain comes down.”
“How dare you stand in my way!”
“I’m trying to help you.”
“If you harbored ill intentions, why did you save me?”
“I envy him. He’s free to love and hate, and leads a carefree life. To be in such a place is like a dream.”
“I still can’t see what’s going through your head.”
“From now on we should avoid seeing each other.”
“To you, I carry no weight at all. Not even that of a weather. No wonder you’re tired of me.”
“How you wish to live your life, it’s your decision to make.”
“I’m sorry I let you down.”
“I can only hope to repay your love in another life.”
“Let me go with you.”
“Nothing is going to stop me! For love I’ll burn ‘till my last breath.”
⨳ — TYPES OF HUGS;
send one for my muse's reaction!
♥ – A romantic hug ☺ – A friendly hug ♫ – A hug while dancing ✉ – A hug goodbye ღ – A hug in greeting ❣ –A hug after being separated ✪ –A sleepy hug ✢ – An awkward hug ♢ – A familial hug ⊗ – A quick hug ☄ – A long hug ✾ – A passionate hug ☀ – A hug from behind ▲ – A surprise hug ☑ – A polite hug ✸ – A bear hug ✚ – A hug while cuddling ‽ – A hug around the waist ♠ – A squeezing hug ❋ – A silent hug ♣ – A spinning hug
hurt meme.
“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
“i fucked up, why do you not care?”
“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
“i have no idea how to do cpr.”
“whose blood is that?”
“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
“don’t you dare fucking let go!”
“what the hell happened to you?”
“are they dead? did you kill them?”
“do you know what you’ve done?”
“you’re either with me or against me.”
“who the hell did this to you?”
“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…”
“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?”
“when was the last time you ate?”
“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!”
“i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”
“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“
“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.”
“are you… throwing up in there?”
“why aren’t you eating?”
“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.”
“i can’t breathe, i can’t –”
“i woke up, & you were gone.”
“just tell me something, was it really worth it?”
“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”
bad idea starters.
❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜
*: ･ﾟ✧ black butler season one episode three starters.
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.
“ i’m so, so, sorry, i… i’ll wipe it off.”
“ why did you agree to take on such a useless idiot?”
“ you’re one to talk.”
“ it didn’t seem like such a bad idea.”
“ can’t refuse your favorite ___, can you?”
“ i never expected that i would be affected by it as well.”
“ i’m so sorry for causing all this trouble.”
“ whoa, calm down a second!”
“ should we take the knife away?”
“ just think of the horrible mess you would make.”
“ it would take hours just to clean up the blood.”
“ thank you. you’re so very kind.”
“ that was kindness?”
“ perhaps you should just sit there and relax so you don’t cause anymore trouble.”
“ if you do decide to seek your eternal rest, please see to it outside, would you?”
“ and try not to make too big a mess.”
“ it’s a pain to special-order a new one.”
“ you haven’t had a growth-spurt in years.”
“ we shouldn’t stay away for too long.”
“ it was a great tragedy.”
“ forgive me for asking, but your parents, did they…?”
“ sadly, they both perished in the fire.”
“ you just need to rest yourself for a while.”
“ why are they all skulls?!”
“ no! not again!”
“ i’ve made yet another unacceptable mistake.”
“ i can’t go on any longer!”
“ quit trying to die all the time!”
“ but i have to! it’s the only way to redeem my honor.”
“ i’m sure you’re tired.”
“ what’s the matter?”
“ what happened to this place?”
“ why, it’s a disaster!”
“ what is going on here?”
“ why on earth are you dressed as lunatics?”
“ you’re crazy! crazy…!”
“ what are you doing now?”
“ at the moment i believe i’m in the process of dying.”
“ you’re back! i missed you so much.”
“ what a surprise!”
“ how many times do i have to tell you? call me ___.”
“ oh, you really are just the cutest thing ever!”
“ i could just eat you up!”
“ you detract from the beauty of the room.”
“ oh! but i made such a lovely decoration out of him.”
“ yes! just look at it all. isn’t it so cute now?”
“ and i have a present for you too.”
“ you’re always dressed in black. i thought this would be a nice change.”
“ what do you think?”
“ i am deeply honored that you went to so much trouble for my sake.”
“ your generosity overwhelms me.”
“ happy to help.”
“ in any event, what are you doing here?”
“ i sneaked away because i wanted to see you, silly!”
“ you- you sneaked away? don’t you think you’ll get into trouble.”
“ why don’t we have a ball tonight?”
“ you can be my escort and we’ll dance around all night long.”
“ isn’t that a wonderful idea?”
“ you’ll wear the clothes i picked out for you, won’t you?”
“ pretty please? it’ll be so cute on you!”
“ you come with me! i want to make you even cuter than you already are.”
“ wait! i said NO BALL!”
“ i believe the wisest course of action is to go along with the plan.”
“ i don’t think she is going to listen to reason.”
“ i know i’ve never seen you dance before, but i assume that you can?”
“ well, that explains why you’re always such a wallflower at social engagements.”
“ i have too much work to do.”
“ i don’t have time to waste on dancing.”
“ with all due respect, dancing is a necessary skill to possess.”
“ fine, i’ll do it. now stop the lecture.”
“ we don’t have sufficient time to call in a tutor.”
“ don’t be ridiculous! i’m not going to take dancing instructions from you!”
“ besides, do you even know how to dance?”
“ now, if you would do me the honor, may i have this dance?”
“ your natural ability for dancing isn’t so much lacking as it is non-existent.”
“ you cannot simply cling for dear life onto your dance partner.”
“ you’re too tall / short, it’s not working!”
“ most importantly, you need to wipe that gloomy look off your face.”
“ now, let’s have a smile. pretend that it’s fun.”
“ let me go!”
“ i can’t smile.”
“ i’ve forgot how.”
“ i don’t know how to pretend like i’m having fun.”
“ how AWFUL! this is the most humiliating outfit ever.”
“ i think you’re going to have to make peace with it.”
“ that’s your problem with it?!”
“ i can’t live with a shame as deep as this. no… i’d rather die!”
“ eh… you aren’t going to try to stop me this time?”
“ i’ll make you look so adorable!”
“ i’m really farsighted, i can’t see anything without my glasses.”
“ you don’t have to see to have fun.”
“ now hand those over, silly.”
“ no, no, please!”
“ leave her / him alone.”
“ ___! you look adorable!”
“ why aren’t you wearing the ring i brought you?”
“ you’re so cruel!”
“ hah! fooled you! it’s mine now!”
“ give it back!”
“ wh-why are you so angry at me?”
“ what’s wrong?”
“ so- so why are you so angry?”
“ it’s truly one of a kind.”
“ it- it was that important? and i destroyed it?”
“ what are you doing?!”
“ how long are you going to cry?”
“ i- i’m so sorry.”
“ your face is a mess.”
“ what the hell? you can actually sing?!”
“ you can count on me.”
“ are you sure?”
“ indeed, i’m more deadly efficient than i appear.”
“ i’m in your debt.”
“ you’ve taught me a lot.”
“ they say that before a person dies, his life flashes before him.”
“ i know that when i see the light of death, this momentous evening is what will appear to me in my dying vision!”
“ interesting that you would say that.”
“ it’s finally over.”
“ you seemed to be enjoying yourself for a while there.”
“ don’t be so foolish.”
“ am i the fool here?”
“ when i close my eyes, i hear them too.”
“ i hear voices echoing in my head.”
“ you must get some rest”
“ don’t want to make yourself ill, do you?”
“ stay with me till i fall asleep.”
“ goodness, are you displaying weakness in front of me now?”
“ i will stay here. i am by your side forever. until the end.”
Injury Starters
“Whoa, when did you get this?”
“Who did this to you?”
“Hold still— I need to clean it.”
“I’m supposed to believe this was an accident?”
“Damn— I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“Does this hurt when I touch it?”
“What the hell, ___? Another fight?”
“What the hell happened to your face?”
“Why are you so calm about this? You’re really hurt.”
“I think your arm is broken. It’s not supposed to bend like that.”
“Here, let me help you with that.”
“You’re bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. I’m calling an ambulance.”
“Did you think I was gonna leave you like this?”
“Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.”
“You need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and you’ll put yourself out of commission.”
“Let me grab the first-aid kit. Don’t move.”
“So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”
“You look really pale. Sit down. I don’t need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.”
“I’m not blaming you, I’m just saying this looks awfully suspicious.”
“How many of them were there? This doesn’t look like one man’s doing.”
“Sit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.”
“Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”
“This is gonna hurt. A lot. But it’ll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.”
“I told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think you’re protecting me, but you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.”
“That was really close this time. Too close. Please, promise me you’re gonna listen to me and be more careful in the future.”
☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme
Ask a question, any question! Because I have nothing better to do than to answer your questions. ... No, really. I don't. D:
1: What does their bedroom look like?
2: Do they have any daily rituals?
3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
6: Eating habits and sample daily menu
7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
9: Makeup?
10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
11: Intellectual pursuits?
12: Favorite book genre?
13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?
16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?
17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
18: Favorite beverage?
19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
27: What is their biggest regret?
28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
31: Most prized possession?
32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?
33: Concept of home and family?
34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
36: What makes them feel guilty?
37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
40: How misanthropic are they?
41: Hobbies?
42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
43: Religion?
44: Superstitions or views on the occult?
45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
47: How do they express love?
48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
Random Sentences Starters
“Alright, I love you, but you need Jesus.”
“Are you done?”
“Are you reading fanfiction?”
“Can I have your fries?”
“Coffee is the only substance I drink.”
“Did you get my text?”
“Eat my whole ass.”
“Hey, don’t insult memes!”
“How long have you been playing that game?”
“I don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed.”
“I like your taste in music.”
“I said I’m sorry!”
“I think your gayness might be affecting me.”
“It’s a damn shame.”
“I’ll be home in five minutes.”
“I’m just gonna nope out of this situation.”
“I’m sorry…”
“I’m three feet away from you, why did you text me?”
“Let me go.”
“Like a good neighbour I’m gonna take your shit and never give it back.”
“Me. I meant me.”
“Nice voice crack.”
“Our friendship is weird as hell. But so are we. So it’s perfect!”
“Please don’t do this…”
“Suck my ass through a straw.”
“Touching leads to babies.”
“Um?”
“Wait up!”
“What are you talking about?”
“What the hell is that?”
“… What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“What’s going on?”
“Why are you like this?”
“Your taste in music is shit.”
“You’re trash for her, aren’t you?”
“You’re trash for him, aren’t you?”
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█ ▌—— AMERICAN BEAUTY/AMERICAN PSYCHO LYRIC STARTERS
All of your flaws are aligned with this mood of mine.
I didn’t come for a fight but I will fight till the end.
I love the way you hurt me.
You’re second hand smoke. I breathe you in, but I don’t know what you’re doing to me.
She’s an American beauty.
I think I fell in love again.
We’re the things that love destroyed.
You will remember me for centuries.
I never meant for you to fix yourself.
You look so pretty, but you’re gone so soon.
I could scream forever.
And maybe I bit off more than I could chew.
And in the end I’d do it all again.
I think you’re my best friend.
I’m yours.
It’s our time now if you want it to be.
And I can’t get you out of my head.
You’ll find your way.
I’m the last one that you’ll ever remember.
And I’m trying to find my peace of mind.
Did you ever love her? Or did you never want to be alone?
Fight off the light tonight and just stay with me.
Honey, don’t you leave.
The sweetness never lasts, you know?
Because they took our love and they filled it up with Novocaine and now I’m just numb.
I don’t feel a thing for you.
You and I were fire.
You and I were fireworks that went off too soon.
I said I’d never miss you but I guess you never know.
May the bridges I have burned light my way back home.
I’ll be as honest as you let me.
You are my favorite “what if”. You are my best “I’ll never know”.
And I’m starting to forget.
What did it ever mean to you?
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean any of it.
I just got too lonely.
No, don’t tell me you’re crying.
Oh, honey, you don’t have to lie.
I wish I’d known how much you loved me.
I wish I cared enough to know.
Do you remember when we drove through the night and we danced?
You were the song stuck in my head; every song that I’ve ever loved played again and again and again.
And you can get what you want but it’s never enough.
I can’t remember just how to forget.
They say we are what we are but we don’t have to be.
I try to picture me without you but I can’t.
I don’t want to remember it all.
And I just need enough of you to dull the pain.
I only appeared so I can fade away.
I wanna throw my hands in the air and scream.
I have been through the wreck but I can string enough to show my face in the light again.
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Caring Edition
‘ Hey when was the last time you slept? ’
‘ Stay in bed, please. ’
‘ Do you want me to get you anything? ’
‘ Let me look. ’
‘ Let me help you. ’
‘ Here, let me bandage that up. ’
‘ I made you something to eat. ’
‘ You’re burning up! Go lay down. ’
‘ Please drink more water. ’
‘ Were you able to keep that down? ’
‘ Does this hurt? ’
‘ You need to stay still. ’
‘ Want more blankets? ’
‘ Do you want to talk about it? ’
‘ Try to breathe slowly. ’
‘ It’s alright I’m here. ’
‘ Here hold my hand. ’
‘ I’m not going anywhere. ’
‘ You can sleep here. ’
‘ Rest as long as you need. ’
‘ Look at me. ’
‘ Tell me what you are seeing. ’
‘ You can rest in my arms. ’
‘ I will make you some tea. ’
‘ Please, take this. ’
‘ You should be resting. ’
‘ I’m just checking in, how are you feeling? ’
‘ Snuggling helps with a lot of things, so come here. ’
‘ Want me to take you to a doctor? ’
‘ I am a doctor, so please listen to me. ’
‘ How long have you been like this? ’
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Angst Sentence Starters
Change them however you want.
“All I wanted was for you to stay.”
“Can’t we just talk?”
“Don’t treat her the way you treated me.”
“Everybody tells me you’re no good.”
“Found out you were lying when you told me you were trying.”
“Hate to complain, but she’s a bitch.”
“He’ll hurt you. I know so, he got me before you.”
“He’s dragging me down.”
“He’s just telling you what you want to hear.”
“How long is this going to last?”
“How many times do I have to apologize?!”
“I don’t think I can stop.”
“I don’t want you, but I do.”
“I love you, but I’ve got to watch out for myself.”
“It’s me or him. Make your choice.”
“I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name.”
“I was always there for you, but you were never there for me.”
“Look, I gotta warn you about your new girlfriend.”
“Nothing could kill me like you do.”
“Nothing ever gets me high like this.”
“Only you can ease my pain.”
“She took everything that ever meant something.”
“She walked away without a second look.”
“The passion just… died.”
“There’s nothing left.”
“We need to talk.”
“What do I gotta do to make you treat me right?!”
“You’re no good for my health.”
“You’re the most jealous person I’ve ever met.”
“You think you can handle me?”
First Meeting / Icebreakers
“Hi, I’m ______.”
“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
“Need a ride?”
“How are you?”
“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
“What’s your name?”
“Thank you.”
“You just saved my life!”
“Move the fuck out of my way.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Asshole.”
“Would you like anything?”
“You’re gorgeous.”
“Do I know you?”
“Uh, that’s my spot.”
“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
“Checking in?”
“Can I sit here?”
“May I buy you a drink?”
“I can spot you, if you want.”
“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
“You look cold, take my jacket.”
“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
“Bride or groom?”
“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
“Hey, is he bothering you?”
“Don’t give up your day job.”
“…Dude, your fly’s down.”
“I think you have the wrong number.”
“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Is this seat taken?”
“Here you dropped this.”
“You remind me of someone.”
“Will you be taking this?”
“May I take your order?”
“How are you?”
“You look familiar, have we met before?”
“Be careful next time.”
“Hey, could you help me?”
“Help me!”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Are you alright?!”
“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
“I think I may have seen you before…”
“Hey! Watch it!”
“Oh my god are you okay?”
“Have we met…?”
“Were you at that one party?”
“Remember me?”
“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
“Hey, is that your dog?”
“Service takes forever here.”
“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
“Can you turn that music down?”
“People are trying to sleep!”
“I’m your new neighbour.”
“Is that who I think it is?”
“Be quiet!”
“Is that your son/daughter?”
“I’ve read about you.“