Ijounakame-blog - ᵃᵇᵉʳʳᵃⁿᵗ. ( WIP. )

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First Meeting / Icebreakers

“Hi, I’m ______.”

“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”

“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”

“Need a ride?”

“How are you?”

“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”

“What’s your name?”

“Thank you.”

“You just saved my life!”

“Move the fuck out of my way.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Asshole.”

“Would you like anything?”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Do I know you?”

“Uh, that’s my spot.”

“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”

“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”

“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”

“Checking in?”

“Can I sit here?”

“May I buy you a drink?”

“I can spot you, if you want.”

“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”

“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”

“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”

“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”

“You look cold, take my jacket.”

“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”

“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”

“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”

“Bride or groom?”

“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”

“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”

“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”

“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”

“Hey, is he bothering you?”

“Don’t give up your day job.”

“…Dude, your fly’s down.”

“I think you have the wrong number.”

“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”

“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”

“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”

“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”

“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”

“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Is this seat taken?”

“Here you dropped this.”

“You remind me of someone.”

“Will you be taking this?”

“May I take your order?”

“How are you?”

“You look familiar, have we met before?”

“Be careful next time.”

“Hey, could you help me?”

“Help me!”

“I’m so sorry!”

“Are you alright?!”

“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”

“I think I may have seen you before…”

“Hey! Watch it!”

“Oh my god are you okay?”

“Have we met…?”

“Were you at that one party?”

“Remember me?”

“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”

“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”

“Hey, is that your dog?”

“Service takes forever here.”

“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”

“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”

“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”

“Can you turn that music down?”

“People are trying to sleep!”

“I’m your new neighbour.”

“Is that who I think it is?”

“Be quiet!”

“Is that your son/daughter?”

“I’ve read about you.“ 

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okay, THIS is the part where i post a starter on a sunday night so i can stop dicking around and actually like. write. so.

feel free to like this for a starter, reply if you’re a multi or a sideblog, the usual stuff. mutuals only. yeah.

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“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

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Angst Sentence Starters

Change them however you want.

“All I wanted was for you to stay.”

“Can’t we just talk?”

“Don’t treat her the way you treated me.”

“Everybody tells me you’re no good.”

“Found out you were lying when you told me you were trying.”

“Hate to complain, but she’s a bitch.”

“He’ll hurt you. I know so, he got me before you.”

“He’s dragging me down.”

“He’s just telling you what you want to hear.”

“How long is this going to last?”

“How many times do I have to apologize?!”

“I don’t think I can stop.”

“I don’t want you, but I do.”

“I love you, but I’ve got to watch out for myself.”

“It’s me or him. Make your choice.”

“I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name.”

“I was always there for you, but you were never there for me.”

“Look, I gotta warn you about your new girlfriend.”

“Nothing could kill me like you do.”

“Nothing ever gets me high like this.”

“Only you can ease my pain.”

“She took everything that ever meant something.”

“She walked away without a second look.”

“The passion just… died.”

“There’s nothing left.”

“We need to talk.”

“What do I gotta do to make you treat me right?!”

“You’re no good for my health.”

“You’re the most jealous person I’ve ever met.”

“You think you can handle me?”

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Fall Away, Twenty One Pilots

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send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

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