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YES they helped promote eating disorders and colorism in the early 2000s but have you considered they were sososo cute while doing it

love my boys

the duality

Original meme I found while prowling Pinterest like the creature I am

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The wildest thing about Ben 10 is that it took until 2005 for someone to have the idea "what if a kid could turn into a bunch of aliens" like this isn't obviously the coolest and most marketable premise for anything ever. Each design is a new toy. A new powerset. Come on.

But to prove that it wasn't a fluke, they continued to have the best ideas for every aspect of it. How does he transform? A cool watch you can also sell as a toy. That watch's name? Omnitrix. Say it. It's so satisfying. How many aliens? Ten. Nice round number. The kid's name? Ben. The show's name? Ben Ten. His full name is Benjamin Tennyson, a normal, plausible name, but he also turns into 10 aliens.

Bigger brands dream about this synergy. Better writers would kill for this coherence. So holistic. So intuitive. The identity alone!!! The retro alien sound motif? Chilling. The green? Any other color would be wrong. The kirby krackle pattern? It seems so obvious in retrospect. The roadtrip format? Genius. Lesser writers would've done the spider-man high school thing. His arch nemesis being Cthulhu darth vader? Inspired, iconic, intimidating!

The execution has its highs and lows, but the idea??? Game changing. So self-evident that it seems inevitable. If Ben 10 didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

Animorphs books be like

Page 1: I am a child soldier. My every waking moment is defined by fear and paranoia. My dreams are full of unprocessed trauma. The fate of the entire world rests on me and my friends. I failed my geography test because I do not know the difference between Equator and Ecuador. Also, I'm really hazy on the difference between geography and geology. Again, the fate of the world rests on my shoulders.

Page 13: <Now THAT is a sexy monkey>

Page 26: *The dopest animal fact you've ever heard*

Page 27: Do you know about thermals? You do? Too bad, I'm going to explain them again.

Page 36: *fart joke fart joke 90's pop culture reference barf joke*

Page 40: Rachel kills someone with her bear hands. Not a typo.

Pages 3,15,16,25,26,30,33,37,40,44,46,50,55,56,57,60: TSEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Page 47: I willed my bones to melt faster. If there was a single bone in my body in the next ten seconds, everyone I ever loved of cared about would die an excruciating death.

Page 50: Funny alien thinks he's people.

Last page: *The gang goes to Burger King to avoid thinking about their war crimes*

Feluka doodles, I miss dearly (they have never interacted)

she is her fathers daughter after all..

Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

accessoriesss

i mean ...

HOLYY SHIT!!!!

DUDE YA'LL I HAD NO IDEA THIS SONG EXISTED. ITS EIJI SINGING TO ASH FROM THE START OF THE ANIME TO THE END.

I WANTED TO CRY ITS SO GOOD PLEASE LISTEN TO IT.

everything else is the same

Here's a few of the adults in my Miraculous lb reboot

Gabriel, Nathalie, Sabine, Tom, and Andre and Audrey~

miraculous teaches an important lesson that all dads are terrible and also you should be queer

cute happy little sasamiya 15 min doodle to to not go insane from stress

the first one i made it a while ago, mostly to draw sasaki all folded up hehe

ya’ll keep posting swap aus and shit like drop the psych ward au!! because you need to be in one queen!! howabout au where you go to therapy!!

a collection of my favorite Marinette’ superhero costumes.

I think she is the best designer, all her costume designs are just incredible and beautiful, I envy her.

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dumbass meme stamps part 2 electric boogaloo: i still cant sleep

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my fav stamps (i have so many but these r a couple ive found)

Luka, you bitch, take your ass back to Paris!

guys sorry im not over her yeehaw hat. bc it did nothing so it honestly just feels like when she lucky charmed tikki went yoooo u have this under control i just thought you’d look really sick in this. and she did

haha these lyrics kinda feel like I think THE APPLE'S ROTTEN RIGHT TO THE CORE

FROM ALL THE THINGS PASSED DOWN FROM ALL THE APPLES COMING BEFORE

I SPLIT THE APPLE DOWN SYMMETRICAL LINES

AND WHAT I FIND IS KINDA SCARY

MAKES ME JUST WANNA DRIVE

i gotta finish this fucking big bang five nights at freddys fic the struggle is real

COMPLEMENTARY COLOURS!!!

COMPLEMENTARY COLOURS!!!

yknow I really love that the whole point of the episode was breaking free, standing up, fighting back — and then it all ends on a line of complete obedience. all of those lessons and heartfelt moments and rising up and such, only to end with “yes, father.”

was it ever confirmed that luka was in brazil somewhere in season5 cause my mind usually places him there and now it happened and canon

bro is posing

There are cathedrals (birds) everywhere for those with the eyes to see (my binoculars). The world is truly so full of wonder and whimsy once you take up birdwatching. There are birds everywhere. I'm never bored. I'm always on the edge of my seat looking for my next bird. You wish you were on my level.