fun, silly, OSHA-compliant.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⏾teaching my future self the consequences of a digital footprint
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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle
the fandom may be small, but within me i have 1000 people worth of autistic special interest and each one of them is writing their own AO3 fics (like those infinite monkeys with the typewriters)
Always
I'm at a metaphorical fork in the crossroads and baby? I'm about to stick that fork into an outlet 😎⚡️
i'd love to have Rocky from PHM as my roommate but i feel like there would be some logistical issues
Consider the last post you made about an individual character from any fandom.
That character is now your roommate.
in the romanced club. straight up rushing it. and by "it" well. let's justr say. my diamonds
Redesign of Eridians for the PHM Fantasy AU!
was too lazy to draw the front/back/side profiles haha. worldbuilding questions are always welcome!
i'm on my bed, lying on my front and kicking my feet with a big goofy grin on my face, one that would make outsiders think i'm at that age where i start thinking about Boys.
as you inch closer to my laptop, you realise i am reading the SCP Wikidot.
When I grow up I want to be the Character
"fuck shit fuck fuck uhhh"
(types a number into a calculator)
(looks back at the sum again to check i typed the right stuff)
(types the rest of the numbers)
"ohhhhhh. i am an evolutionary weak link 👍"
you'd think that people in the Alan Walker Cinematic Universe would be a little more skeptical. but instead they're like "oh they're funding the archaeological excavations!! they're collaborating with the US Government to rebuild humanity after the solar storm, they can't be that bad!!1!"
mate: they're literally called Red Nexus
that's like the most evil-corporation-sounding name of all time.
"yeah after my major, history-rewriting archaeological discoveries i will be taking funding from the Evil Science Laboratory that does Unethical Experiments (and also held my old professor in captivity)"
- Statements dreamed up by the Utterly Deranged
and guess when they were founded??
in nineteen-eighty-fucking-four -- year of our lord Jor Jor Wel!!! wake UP sheeple they're going to brainwash you all (and do other bad things presumably)
"dream job"? you misunderstand me. my ideal job is to dream. paid by the hour to snork mimimi. for as long i can remember i have had a passion for being snug as a bug in a rug
I just finished the first chapter of my Project Hail Mary fairytale AU! It's only about 700-800 words rn but this is something I've been working really hard on and I'm really proud of it :)
(finishes intro to fic and posts it to AO3) EVERYTHING IS AMAZING I LOVE LIFE YIPEE
(one hour passes) hmm I should be banned from language
HAHA I POSTED THE FIRST CHAPTER ON AO3 AND THERE ARE NO VAMPIRES IN IT
(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not
🗣️ 💙🩷 ‼️
NOW YOU SUCK
WE WANNA TALK ABOUT SEX BUT WERE NOT ALLOWED
WELL YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT YOU BETTER LEARN HOW
CAUSE ITS YOUR TURN NOW
BOY YOURE WASTING YOUR TONGUE WITH LAME EXACUSES AND LIES
NOW WHATS ON YOUR NASTY OLD MIND
i have several Obsidians, some of which have hundreds of pages, but have never actually posted anything. perhaps this is my Ao3 Author's Curse
hello writers.
god forbid writers do anything
(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not
:3
Hi I've been stranded on Mars for about the equivalent of 1 Earth week and my crew probably thinks I'm dead by now. It's really boring up here. Is Poob available in space? I have access to a computer but if that doesn't work I plan to dig up and refurbish a rover.
Poob is available in all planets, moons, and dimensions!
(wakes up) I should be writing
(in class) I should be writing
(having lunch) I should be writing
(waiting for the bus) I should be writing
(at home) I should be doing my homework
(not doing homework) I should be writing
(opens laptop)
(stares at empty Obsidian page)
(thinks about a Concept for some time)
(scrolls through social media)
(gets ready for bed)
(in bed) I should be writi
(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not
8 hours of sleep? 2-day weekends?? Not. Enough. I need to be put in a medically-induced coma for roughly 4 years and wake up alone in space with no memories
Legal first name: British
Surname: Vietnamese
Much cooler Illegal Name that I don't use here: Latin
i'm really curious about this, but where are y'alls names from? like one of my names is mexican and the other is arabic
rb and tag where your name's from
Obsidian is one of my longtime faves for planning and worldbuilding, and Ellipsus is very staunchly anti-AI! Here's a link to a post about it:
So because I got a slight amount of motivation for writing(wild what a lung infection will do to you) I've decided to take it up again. But I am not going to be caught dead using google drive/docs.
Are there any good alternatives? Cause when I tried to find a software that didn't train AI I literally only got results on how to avoid people detecting AI use.
Once again mourning the fact that I’ll never be Uyen Ninh and German Boyfriend
they're trying to break out i can hear them
(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not
Grace is actually so yellow-coded. I mean it makes sense if you think about it; yellow can represent:
cowardice, one of Grace's main character flaws
stars and the sun
joy, curiosity and happiness, which fits his personality
hope (a key theme in the book)
and it is on the book cover! oughh colour symbolism my beloved <33
Grace: *exists*
The costumers, apparently: we are going to create a character that is so yellow-coded
omw to the concert I’m so excited:3333
love the new ghibli protagonist. what a little freak (affectionate). he has NO chill. a kid shoves him at the start of the movie and he instantly tackles them and proceeds to fight his entire class. he bashed his head in with a rock and tried to walk it off. the bird in his garden was doing funny things and he instantly starts making plans to murder it. was ready to beat the shit out of that pelican. i just know if he was allowed to curse he would have called that heron a bitch ass mother fucker. mahito was NOT fucking around.
talked to myself a while ago; accidentally called traditional art "acoustic" art