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here's something stupid: the catcatfish
some quick facts:
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
This kind of makes me miss when Pokemon could attack the player character in Legends Arceus. 😅
Poor Arven is running for his goddamn life out here.
shes my blorbi scrimble wimble stinky possum
Digital sketchbook page so that way I can learn how to sketch directly in krita. (does mysims have a tumblr fandom? do people remember?)
for you pookie 💕 @slightlycomicobsessed
Horrible news, the Blorbos I'm currently obsessed with do not match the scenario that I make all my obsessions do.
None of the Blorbos who match my scenario are currently available.
Somebody sedate me I can't go on like this.
reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point
people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.
shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own
can’t wait for the goncharov AUs of people’s blorbos to start showing up
does anyone else get bored in class and just start doing anything they can think of to talk about their idiot blorbos. i've gotten so bored recently i made a list of their illnesses. i even seperated them as like, canon versus implied versus complete headcanon. making relationship charts. anything. tbh i would take ideas too atp. send HELP!!
thought this might be a hit with you guys
So I'm going to a nerd convention this weekend and I made myself a t-shirt just for the occasion
reblog if you believe fanfic writers are as valid and talented as any professional writer who publishes and sells their novels
I’m trying to prove a point
The fact that so many people waste there time writing a negative reviews on fics is dumb to me. Like, I understand writing reviews for movies, published books, tv shows, etc.
But fics, really?
You don't like it, click away. You're just wasting your own time.
I have two ways I treat my blorbo's
I will write a fic and give you all the love you've never experienced
vs
I will write a fic and give you so much pain you'll wish you were back in the og story
Usopp
I'm so normal about him
I literally love Usopp he's so amazing and I hate that he's not more popular than he is. Like, I get it. Zoro, Luffy, and Sanji are powerful and honestly look a lot better in the show, but I think that Usopp should have some love as well. I love all Usopp stans. I've never met a bad Usopp stan, they've all been so cool and awesome I just love them. I love Usopp not just as the fandom portrays him, I think he's a good character! (if not annoying at times ((but so is everyone in this show (((not Chopper though. ((((he's beautiful)))) ))) )) ) I think that he's funny and I like his chemistry with everyone, especially Nami and Luffy. I think that they work best together and I really enjoy almost everything about it. I used to get annoyed at the "Oh my ____ sickness is back! BLEH!!!", but since I've been watching the summit war arc (Crunchy Roll's categories, I don't really know if it's right) and it's so serious and I miss how goofy he is. Like-- the show gets so sad when he's not there and I just love him with everything in me. I get why people don't consider him their favorite, but I think that they should at least treat him better than I see lol Anyway, I have much less important things to tend to
Believe it or not I do not trust this little jelly cube to drive ;-;
(Character is from the game Boyfriend Dungeon)
Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds
Yall ever get like
with your blorbos
You know what type of characters are my favorite? The ones that aren't just doomed by the narrative, but the narrative seems to have a personal vendetta against them.
I'm talking about characters who the narrative wants to fistfight to the death in a Denny's parking lot at 3am. Characters who get tied behind the narrative's truck and dragged through a minefield of angst and pain. Characters that the narrative will turn into a pathetic, sopping wet cat. Characters that the narrative will elbow slam into the floor from the top rope while they're down just for the fun of it.
I just love characters that don't pass the narrative's vibe check and get put through the horrors and come out the other side a different person because of it.
Me and the blorbo both pretending we're okay after what I just fucking did to them
💘Kyun💘 - so touching
Go back to sleep, Ace
Ace has an episode and wakes up with his head in your lap.
First time writing Ace so lemme know how I did! ❤️
Masterlist
Ace doesn't remember passing out, so that must mean that he'd had another one of his episodes. Usually, that wouldn't bother him, but he vaguely recalls speaking to you, his crush, right before his mind goes blank. However, wherever he is, Ace is comfy as hell and really doesn't want to get up.
There are fingers running through his hair that stop and gently scratch his scalp every now and then. Ace doesn't remember the last time someone has played with his hair like this. He kinda likes it. His face is pressed into something soft and squishy, and he is shameless in the way he sighs and presses into it.
The sound of you snickering has Ace opening his eyes, embarrassment, and mortification flooding his system. The first thing he sees are your legs extended in front of him, your sandal covered feet crossed at the ankles. He goes to rise up, apologies bubbling up and spilling out.
"Shit. _, I'm so sorry. I didn't uhm-"
"Shut up, Ace. It's not a big deal," you interrupt Fire Fist and gently push his head back down to your lap, your fingers still tangled in his black locks. His mouth clicks shut, his freckled cheeks so hot they may as well have been on fire.
"Are you sure? I know I'm heavy, I can move?" Ace stresses again but can't help the way he slumps down when you resume your careful petting, and soon his eyes begin to grow heavy.
"I don't mind. Go back to sleep, Ace," You assure him once more and are rewarded with the young man rolling so that he could look up at you, his arms winding around your waist to cuddle you close. Fire Fist is back asleep within moments, feeling safe and comfortable with you keeping him company.
Hit in the MATERNALS🤜💢❤️
since it looks like tiktok is officially getting banned in the u.s. and its colonies, i’m just gonna leave this super cute clip of baby ace here, which i found from that app <3
There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like
I wanna lovingly squeeze piccolo until he dies ugh i love him sm that i wanna destroy his life force ughhhhhh.
In celebration of Lieutenant Mop being animated FINALLY
(I do still prefer Franky's square head. My little Minecraft Steve fr)
mafia underboss, but like, classic poetry?
reblog this with a terrible description of your Blorbo. go