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are we forgetting the ultimate ship? sexy, smoking, s-named runaways? sabo/sophie/sanji? it's a match made in heaven!
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friday therapy for blonde s-named smokers who grew up in positions of privilege and ran away to Do Something Real With Their Lives.
“what a niche support group,” sabo says, looking at the banner as he reaches for the coffee (made with a special sanji blend). “are you two sure you didn’t make up your pasts after you learned about me?”
sophie informs, “actually, we both think you’re lame and also your scar sucks.”
“take a fucking sip and sit down,” sanji says, passing his cigarette pack to sophie.
sabo can set his mouthy company on fire and burn them to a crisp. but he was raised politely, so he sits in the empty chair, takes off his hat, and lights their cigarettes. they glance suspiciously around, measuring each other up (sophie throws a half-eaten donut hole at sanji when he fixes his gaze south of her eyes and starts squinting like he’s running numbers in his mind), then start comparing stories.
sabo argues that he’s the least richboy among them because he’s been a feral child running around in the woods since he was, like, eight. sanji says he left his family at that age and was already working as a cook by the time he was ten. sophie’s eyes twitch as she realizes she’s the only one who didn’t leave her family until recently. this is not looking great for her. she is undoubtedly the richest richboy here.
“if you think about, we’re bananas who peeled ourselves,” sophie points out quickly. “and that’s all that matters. we are three naked bananas walking on our own path of self-actualization away from the battlefield littered with the rotting corpses of other bananas. maybe life is just the process of peeling through our inner banana.”
the boys stare as she finishes her metaphor.
“you know?” sophie adds.
sabo heats up his coffee in his hands to avoid coming up with an immediate reply. sanji takes a heavy drag of his cigarette, then says, “sophie-san, do you believe in love at first banana?”
“this was a bad decision,” sabo says to no one in particular.
may I please request a doodle of the asl trio and acesan headcannons-
The doodle is in progress! In the meantime...
So Many Acesan HCs (a lot of these are inspired by @beeforce ilu kite)
- While Ace was traveling with the crew to Alabasta him and Sanji just sort of Clicked, spending ridiculous amounts of their free time chatting together for people who just met. Since both their sleeping patterns are unusual, it wasn’t uncommon to find them in the kitchen at the crack of dawn giggling over tea, Ace insisting on helping prep breakfast
- Ace is 100% Sanjis first crush on a dude so he had some processing to go through that’s a different wormcan
- Sanji was nervous but Absolutely got his number before Ace had to leave, and hogs the phone c o n s t a n t l y
- Lucky for him Ace calls, while inconsistently, for hours whenever he manages to get the time. They love to swap stories about the dumb things they’ve gotten themselves into
- Ace sends a BUNCH of ingredients and little trinkets whenever the crew actually knows where they’re going. While he finds little things for all of them, Ace specifically looks for the weirdest sounding teas and ingredients he can grab for Sanji to try. Whenever the packages get in and they manage to line up the time, the crew will call up Ace to catch up and do little unwrapping parties—
- But once they’ve settled down and the kitchen gets quiet, Sanji takes the time to puzzle the ingredients together while they idly chat, and steep the tea. Ace keeps some of the blends for himself after the joke that if Sanji was going to willingly eat whatever poison Ace picked up off the streets of god knows where, Ace had to at least be decent enough to go down with him
- They drink together, Ace cackling at some of Sanji’s over the top criticisms while he gets onto Sanji for being unwilling to try the ones distilled from peppers— just enjoying their connection across thousands of miles
- Usopp and Nami are the worst teases about Sanjis not so secret crush, regularly bullying him about staring wistfully into the sunset every now and then. Nami particularly loves to hear him go on romantic tangents because 1) it gets him off her back 2) she thinks it’s genuinely adorable 3) has Lowkey been in touch with Ace too so could use it as blackmail at any moment
- (Luffy meanwhile did not pick up on it until Zoro made a jab about it)
- Meanwhile some of the Whitebeard crew (esp Whitebeard himself) are half convinced Ace and Sanji are already engaged the way Ace tends to croon on about him
- Sanji actually asked Ace out before the other got the chance, on accident too, because Sanji ends most his calls with “Love you” by habit
- You wouldn’t think it off the bat but Ace is highkey Lowkey the more romantic of the two simply because he’s unabashed about his feelings + recognized them for what they are much faster
- Ace is very much accustomed to casual touch and being handsy as a form of love— they had to work out boundaries quickly. Sanji just isn’t used to nonviolent physical contact from other guys. Though being around Luffy and Usopp has helped him relax a bit, Ace is a whooooole other level of PDA
-Since Ace has sooooome (just a feeeew) self worth + rejection issues, he took Sanji getting tense and unresponsive to his more forward flirting harder than intended n was moody for a bit. But they worked it out after some difficult conversations. Ace wants him to be comfortable as much as he wants to show his affection and Sanji more than makes up for his awkwardness in public by being a total cuddlebug when they’re alone
- Now /later/. Whoo boy later. When Sanji is confident in himself and Ace is secure in the fact that Sanji loves him and isn’t lying. They are. The MOST OBNOXIOUS couple
- Always have to be touching somehow, Sanji is really fond of sneaking a hand into Ace’s back pockets while Ace is all but draped over his shoulders, Ace using him as a chin rest frequently while they argue over little things
- U would not believe they’d only been dating for a few months they fit together so easily
- Ace is really fond of nicknames and calls Sanji all the classics like babe/darling/hon— but some of his faves are snickerdoodle, lemon / tart, and sugarsnap
- (He defiantly greets Sanji with a regular “Howdy stranger” thank you @cowboyzoro)
- Sanji is the opposite— when he’s being sassy or teasing he likes to use a sharp ‘Portgas’, but he manages to fit so much love and affection into such a short name that Ace is overwhelmed every time he says his name untethered
(Sanji: yeah I was chatting with ♥️♥️♥️♥️Ace♥️♥️♥️♥️ and—
Usopp: how the fuck did you do that with your mouth)
- He did spend a week or two trying to come up w something cutesy but realized that he likes Ace’s name just how it is
- (Tho Ace also really likes when he gets affectionally insulting + is impressed by his creative curses)
- Ace got Sanji the gentlecook shirt— he also likes to snatch it back time to time because Sanji gets occasionally grumpy that Ace owns no hoodies for him to steal. The shoulders have become very stretched out
- Whenever Sanji gets cramps Ace is his living hot water bottle—
- Ace frequently compares him to a cat because he runs cold and is constantly trying to steal Aces warmth either way
- They like. Planning impossible missions together just as thought exercises. Ace has drawn up actual maps and plans of attack for some of the biggest banks in the 4 seas just cause he and Sanji were bored
I have. So many AUs with them too. Including but not limited to:
- Modern College AU of course, where they’re long distance flirting. Both can’t decide if it’s too early to travel a few thousand miles to make out (and other hard choices)
- TattooArtist!Ace where Usopp *really* wants a piece done by a popular artist outside of town, but is too chicken for the needles. Sanji agreed to go with him as morale, planning on getting something small and stupid just so Usopp will feel better, but somehow ends up planning a whole sleeve just so he can keep visiting the cute artist
- A timeline in which Sanji could not escape his fate as a Vinsmoke and became an assassin— only he finds himself unable to carry out his mission when he meets the infamous pirate prince
- CANT say no to a good ol camp councilor AU— this ones mostly for ensemble shenanigans and Nami being mischievous
I always wanna rant about hcs + dumb AUs so hmu anytime
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THROAM as vines (by rydenalong on Instagram)
Art School with ze Niji
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
I have very strong feelings about the Vinsmoke siblings
Straw Hat backstories, summarized
Luffy: It Takes a Village, But It’s Pirates, Bandits, and Small Children
Zoro: Nobody Expects Stairs
Nami: It’s The Mob, Fishman Remix
Usopp: Everything’s Fine at Syrup Village! and Other Lies to Tell Your Friends
Sanji: Just When You Thought Things Couldn’t Get Worse
Vivi: Girls Just Wanna Overthrow Corrupt Government Officials
Chopper: Mushrooms Ruin Everything
Robin: New World Record For Youngest Criminal
Franky: I Was Traumatized By Trains and All I Got Was This Cyborg Body
Brook: I’m My Own Ghost Story, and Other Spooky Stories to Tell In the Dark
Jimbei: How To Break Up With Friends Over Political Differences
+ Bonus:
Ace: Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Dad Angst?
Sabo: So You Want to Start A Revolution, A How-To Guide
Law: Thinly Veiled Asbestos Reference
Why would you something so sad but true?
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
This one minute clip from Scooby-doo And Guess-Who is almost better than Batman's entire filmography
Quick Glow Tutorial <3
Steve: The stars look beautiful tonight
Bucky: You know who else is beautiful?
Steve & Bucky simultaneously: *sighing* Tony
Iconic footage of Steve Rogers doing Whatever It Takes™ to save everyone:
Please and thank you I’m feeling very lucky today!
Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
*Bucky murders the head of Hydra and takes his place. He gets his hands on BARF and his memories come back. He chuckles darkly a couple of months later at the person sitting on the chair he once was in. This person was his and only his. He belonged to him and no one was gonna take this beauty away*
Bucky: ready to comply soldat?
Tony: *eyes slowly open, void of any emotion*
………..
*during a fight*
Steve: Tony? Bucky?
Tony: who’s Tony?
Steve: *heart breaks as he whispers softly* no
Bucky: *chuckles evilly* soldat, attack!
*cue Tony’s iw scene with the suit before he attacks Steve while Bucky watches, proud of his pet*
tony: hm binarily augmented retro-framing,, B.A.R.F. lol
beck: im gonna kill so many kids because of this..
I’ve been waiting for years our great savior duck
Reblog if you think trans women:
A. Are women
B. Can be lesbians
Love that very bi man
Hi, could you possibly rec some de-aged winteriron. Preferably Bucky being deaged considering most I read have been Tony but either works for me. Thank you !
alright, I found you a lot of deaged!bucky! if you want deaged!tony, look at this list I put together last week!
I’ll Be Your Bodyguard (If You’ll Be My Security Blanket) - 5k - one of my fav fics
The Opposite of Howard - 2k
Winding the Clock Backwards - 4k - they’re both deaged
Ah, Young Love - 2k - they’re both deaged in this one also
A Stitch in Time Saves Nine - 3k
Reed Richards: Accidental Matchmaker - 3k
send some more fic rec requests in!
There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us
After the second or third snap
ENDGAME SPOILERS AHEAD
Tony/Pepper, Peter, Morgan, Rhodey, Harley, Nebula, aka his family
Summary: Tony wakes up after the second or third snap and finds himself with a prosthetic arm and four kids.
A/N: A super self-indulgent post Endgame fix it fic where that one thing didn’t happen and Tony suddenly has four kids. Enjoy!
Warnings: Endgame spoilers, nightmares, hints at trauma and PTSD.
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So you’d saved the universe, almost died, gotten resurrected and were now living your life with a mechanic arm like some sort of Winter Soldier 2.0 and also found yourself with four children instead of the one you’d had before? Yeah, Tony had had a busy year.
He’d woken up at the hospital a week after the snap. The second snap, that is. Or was it the third? The one that had fixed it all, anyway.
(He still couldn’t believe it had worked.)
No one was leaving him out of their sight and apparently hadn’t since he’d ended up there. He wasn’t complaining, though. He had a hard time believing they were real and that this wasn’t an elaborate prank Thanos was pulling off. Despite being dead. They were telling him he was dead. That Tony’s snap had killed him, or whatever being turned to dust meant.
“Can you stand?”
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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
OK So I was doodlin stupid stuff today… I didnt finish any…
Gatony and his scary guard dogs. You can only be Gatonys guard dog if you save his life… or something? IDK it started out with Peppers face? IDK and I think I was like… Yeh. Attack dog Pepper… Pupper perhaps. And her lame-ass owner Tony… and then I was like ‘YAH And Rhodey and Bruce too. Frick ya.’ and then 'Well Jarvis((Just A Really Very Intelligent Sighthound)) should clearly be in this… and Happy too.’ And… IDK that happened. Then it was all 'God damn Tony how much of an alcoholic do you have to be to be in a six pack?’ THEN I LAUGHED AT MY OWN JOKE. Then I made Tony a kitty and the stupidity grew.
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Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.
Hey guys, so I have run out of winteriron to read and felt it was time for another winteriron fic rec list. Please check out Part One & Part Two.
I would also encourage you to follow imaginetonyandbucky to keep up to date with the latest fics and updates.
A Touch of Shining Restraint by Politzania - Words: 2,209
Tony shows off his latest technological plaything; Bucky eventually joins in the fun. A bit of smut for my Tony Stark Bingo Square S1 - Tentacles.
Misremembered by Arboreal - Words:14,014
When Loki smirked at Rogers in the middle of a battle and told him he would give Rogers what he wanted most in the world, the mind of his old friend back, Tony had a very bad feeling.
Forms of Love by Bear_Bell - Words:32,889
Months after the Avengers’ dispute in Germany, the team returns to the US and moves back into the tower. As always, everyone pretends that nothing happened. Tony is just fine with this. He’s used to pretending, and he’ll be damned if he lets any of them see him flinch. Tony’s the bad guy, after all. He’s used to it. He’s fine with it. He’s good at it. Only now, there’s something far worse loitering around the tower - The Winter Soldier. No one notices the guy at first, but when they do, Tony figures that he should have the soldier’s back.
The Evidence by StrivingArtist - Words:16,692
Didn’t notice. Right. Sure. Two brilliant minds, two super spies, and a god didn’t notice when the chattiest man they knew stopped making sound. They just seemed happier than before. Brighter and more cheerful than before. They just seemed like they were more comfortable with him around when he was stone silent. Fuck it. He knew they noticed. And he knew they liked him better this way.
The New Normal by Finely Honed - Words:3,445
“Fix it.” Tony blinked into the semi-darkness, his heart kindly reminding him of how alive he was by attempting to punch straight through his ribcage in response to the soft, raspy voice. He knew it was fear and adrenaline, but stupidly instead of making a run for it Tony just stood there and thought of cartoons. His imagination had conjured up a visualization of his heart stretching out through his shirt and pounding away in the air all va-va-voom, as if he’d been struck with Cupid’s arrow. “Sorry, I’m strictly appointment only.”
Winter’s Small Person by MysticMedusa - Words:1,646
The Winter Soldier isn’t just a programming but a personality that lives in Bucky. When Steve manages to drag his best friend home to the tower Winter decides he wants what Bucky had. A small friend that would one day do whatever it took to protect him. Tony Stark is a small person so Winter puts his claim on the genuis.
Late Nights and Bare Bottoms by Shi_Toyu - Words: 1,47
Tony stared down at the gingerbread cookies that’d been placed on the edge of the work station. It’d been the smell that’d drawn him out of his tunnel vision. He didn’t normally smell gingerbread in the middle of August. He blinked hazily, but the plate of cookies didn’t disappear. They were still warm, too, when he picked one up and bit into it. God, and delicious. He moaned and stuffed the rest of the cookie into his mouth, already reaching for another one. “You like them.” Tony nearly jumped out of his skin at the sound of Bucky’s voice, but in a flat tone. The super soldier loomed behind his chair, hair a tangled mess and face completely blank. He was dressed in Clint’s ‘I love to rub my meat’ apron and what appeared to be nothing else. “Uhhh… yes?”
Bucky Barne’s Bad Hair Day by tisfan - Words:2,924
Bucky thinks he needs a haircut…He also thinks there’s no FUCKING WAY he’s going to let a perfect stranger tip him back in a chair and be near his head with sharp scissors…
And We Still Prevail by StarkDusted - Words:37,885
Yeah, no, fuck this, Tony would like a refund thank you, 110% would not prefer to die today, die, die like mom and dad who were dead back in that car- December 16th, 1991. It’s an important day for HYDRA. The acquisition of the means to create several more soldiers for their cause- and the day that Anthony Edward Stark falls into their hands. The handler likes to think of it as the day of birth for their second greatest asset.
Sunshine by The_Winter_Writer - Words:3,779
Tony had never imagined that spending time away at one of his vacation homes, trying to stave off the surprisingly demanding job that was being CEO of SI, would lead to him finding Bucky. He didn’t even know Bucky’s kind existed until Bucky had nearly given him a heart attack and then tried to playfully tug him through the water with a tentacle.