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“Hey, is that the kind of greeting I get for trying to give you a scratch?” Bucky shook out his hand, the metal still bright and hot from the flames. He picked up a sprig of dried lavender and watched as it turned to glittering ash. “…I guess that works.”

Tony just licked his lips, nuzzling against Bucky’s neck more closely. You’re welcome.

2018 WinterIron Spring Fling

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I believe this is how the conversation will have happened?

Steve: I don’t think you should drink more coffee

Tony: Coffee cures depression

Clint and Bucky simultaneously: more espresso, less depresso

*all three clink their coffee pots*

Fanfic prompt:

Everyone/Tony naturally. (Cap and Loki are acceptable as long as they dont win..) Reverse Scott Pilgrim vs the World (The world vs Jarvis)… The world must defeat Tonys ‘evil‘ butler in order to win Tonys heart. -Tonys too distracted by his pets and Jan to even notice his would be suitors.

u don't have to draw it, but do u think u could tell us anymore about what happens to tony in space? or at least like any ideas u had about it and (specifically) the bots maybe ??

Oh boy uhhhh… ok…

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OK So I was doodlin stupid stuff today… I didnt finish any…

Gatony and his scary guard dogs. You can only be Gatonys guard dog if you save his life… or something? IDK it started out with Peppers face? IDK and I think I was like… Yeh. Attack dog Pepper… Pupper perhaps. And her lame-ass owner Tony… and then I was like ‘YAH And Rhodey and Bruce too. Frick ya.’ and then 'Well Jarvis((Just A Really Very Intelligent Sighthound)) should clearly be in this… and Happy too.’ And… IDK that happened. Then it was all 'God damn Tony how much of an alcoholic do you have to be to be in a six pack?’ THEN I LAUGHED AT MY OWN JOKE. Then I made Tony a kitty and the stupidity grew.

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The Best Men ™ who could make Tony Stark the happiest man in the world and treat him right ranked:

11. Each

10. Of

9. Them

8. Can

7. Make

6. Tony

5. Happy

4. In

3. Their

2: Own way.

1. Rhodey Rhodes.

Where would you take Tony for your first date?

Steve ( The Salty Ex ™) : I would take him to an Italian restaurant, oh my gosh, he loves Italian food so much. He gets so excited everytime someone mentions different Italian recipes or foods, because he knows so much about it. There was a nice restaurant where we used to go to every Saturday night before… Yeah. It’s where we had our first kiss. I’d like to take him there again.

Bucky Barnes ( Former Assassin™ who also murdered his parents ): Uh, I’d just stay home, actually. Ever since the whole ‘Winter Soldier’ business, I don’t always feel comfortable with going out and I feel like Tony would understand that. I’d arrange a movie night, just the two of us, with all his favorite films and snacks. I’d cook his favorite food, too. And then just…get to know him better, I guess. God, I hope he’ll like it.

Rhodey Rhodes ( The One Who’ll Probably Win ™ ): I’d take Tony to a children’s hospital, actually. No, listen, the guy adores children. They make him so happy, everytime they try to shake his hand or ask for an autograph or something like that. He doesn’t always have the time to, you know, visit the hospitals or organisations that he sponsors, so I know he’ll be happy to see the kids. We’ll go, play with the kids for a while, and then go home and have some dinner and Star Trek marathon.

T'Challa Nudaku ( Literally a King ™ ): Wakanda. Anthony has shown interest in our technology for a long time now, and I think a visit to my homeland would make him very happy. Also, he has a curious nature, so I feel like he wouldn’t only stop at technology and the study of vibranium only, but everything about Wakanda. The culture, the legends, the people, the food, everything. It’s just how he is. I’m confident he will accept my date offer. Or, I hope so, otherwise Shuri is going to fulfill her promise. “I will kick your furry ass if you fail to make Tony Stark my brother-in-law” she says…What’s a furry

?Peter Quill ( Celestial Being ™) : A planetarium. Starlight is in love with space. I remember the first time we arrived on earth, Stark wouldn’t let me go at all. We spent all night talking about space, and aliens, and planets. He was so excited to learn about it all, it was adorable. So yeah, planetarium it is. Then a movie, and dinner at the tower followed by slow dancing in the middle of the room. Perfect date if you ask me.

Bruce Benner ( Friendzone ™) : A picnic in the lab. I mean, I’d have an ACTUAL picnic, in the park, but Tony doesn’t really like nature. So yeah, I’ll make an attempt to make Tony’s favorite pasta dish– It’s Carbonara– and fail miserably, then order take out and eat it on the floor of his workshop while Jarvis plays soft jazz music.

Scott Lang ( Human Disaster ™ ) : Take him to an open mic standup comedy show! The guy needs to laugh more. I don’t actually know the guy that much, I’ve talked to him for like, 5 seconds, so…yeah, that’s all I’ve got. God, I need to spend time with him if I want to win.

Loki ( God Of Mischief ™) : I’d take Stark to one of those public role pretending activities you mortals have, a what, t-theatre play? Theatre play, yes! I’d take him to one of those. And perhaps something exciting will happen if the things get too boring… Nothing drastic, of course. Maybe one of the players will end up dressed as one of the ladies in the crowd. Or no clothes at all. Anything to make Stark laugh.

Thor Odinson ( Human Corgi ™ ) : A CARNIVAL! I’D TAKE ANTHONY TO A CARNIVAL! WHERE WE CAN EAT SWEET PINK CLOUDS AND RIDE IN THE HUGE SPINNING DONUT AND SHARE A KISS LIKE IN THAT MOVING FILM WITH THAT SHY BOY MEETING HIS TRUE LOVE I’VE SEEN WITH SON OF SPIDERS LAST WEEK! Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to yell. But everytime I think of Anthony, my sweet soon to be bride, I just, I JUST GET VERY EXCITED! LIKE NOW! I JUST WANT TO TAKE ANTHONY TO A CARNIVAL AND WIN HIM LOTS OF PRIZES AND GIVE HIM LOTS AND LOTS OF KISSES! …Sorry.

Stephen Strange ( Better Than All Of You Because PHDs ™) : I’d take Tony out for burgers and milkshakes. Call me old school, but I think that would make him happy. I would also take him to my home where I would perform magic tricks for him, then we’d debate for hours arguing about magic and how it doesn’t make sense. But I like our debates, he gets so passionate about it. It’s cute. Then we’d call Peter over so we can help him with his homework. Oh, and Peter? I know who drank my orange juice, you better pick one up on your way home to replace it or so help me–

Tony is 100% the type to burrow (read: steal) clothes from people.

He has an old, well-worn MIT hoodie that used to belong to Rhodey and wears it during the winter. Rhodey stopped making comments about it years ago.

Tony has a pair of mittens that used to belong to Pepper and after 10+ times of trying to get them back, she just lets it go. She comments on how nice his mittens are whenever they’re together and he wears them. It becomes a sort of inside joke.

After losing his favorite hoodie to Natasha one to many times, Tony takes her favorite black slippers. Natasha makes no comment when she sees him wear them from time to time.

Tony takes one of Bruce’s lab coats and likes to wear when he’s about to preform “mad science things” and Bruce just smiles softly in the background.

Tony once used Thor’s cape as a blanket after he comes up from his workshop after several hours of working. He still has it, but keeps it in his bedroom.

Clint says nothing when Tony walks into the kitchen one early morning wearing light purple sleeping shirt. When asked about the shirt later, Clint shrugs and says “He looks good in purple.”

Tony likes to steal Steve’s shirts because they are freaking huge and he has the excuse of not wearing pants. They also smell like home and Tony likes that.

Just…Tony Things.

(Peter worried about what would happen to him if something happened to May.)

Happy: Kid, don’t worry about it. Your aunt’s already worked it out that if something happened to her, god forbid, then you’d go to Tony.

Happy: And he’d worked it out that if something happened to him, you’d go to Pepper.

Happy: Then Rhodes if something happen to her.

Happy: Then Banner.

Happy: Thor.

Happy: Vision.

Happy: Me, for some reason.

Happy: And a few others after that.

Peter: What? Captain America’s not on the list?

Happy: Oh, he is. Right after Tony’s favorite pizza guy.

Natasha: *on her knees next her bed praying* what did we ever do to you god to deserve this punishment? The Avengers weren’t an ass man until Tony showed up

-flashback#1-

Clint feels Tony’s presence enter the room as they were joking around and ‘accidentally’ knock his fork off the table just so he can stare at Tony’s butt as he bends over and picks the fork up

-flashback#2-

During training Steve is always near Tony because out on the field he’s Tonys cover when the genius lands on the ground to fight people on ground. He makes every effort to accidentally touch Tony’s butt. Every time after training or battle he goes to his room to run one or several off.

-flashback#3-

Thor loves hugging everyone because they are smaller than him. His favorites are Bruce and Tony. Bruce because he’s the smallest and Tony because he likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and pick him as they walk through the compound discussing any and everything until they reach their destination where Thor puts him down.

-flashback#4-

Bruce likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and the other on his hip so he can move he out of the way as they do science, or cook in the kitchen.

-flashback#5-

Natasha was sitting down minding her own business when she hears some one clear their throat. She looks up from her book chokes as she does a double take.

“yeah I think your clothes got mixed in the wash with mine”

Natasha manages to compose her before the aura in the air changes.

“all though then again they do look good on me right?”

Tony turns around and shakes his booty sending Natasha into a coughing fit. He makes a pleased sound as he heads out of the communal lounge, hips swaying. She has to hold her self back as Tony turns his head smirks and sends a wink her way before facing back to the front. it’s only then she noticed he is in heels and she thinks she just might have a kink of fucking Tony into the mattress with a strap on while he wears heels or even better lingerie.

She rushes up to her room where she

-end of flashbacks-

Is currently sitting and praying. She sighs as she finishes her prayer or rant to god? She wasn’t a very strong believer until now.

She lays in her bed and opens up a secret group chat called 'Tony Booty Appreciation Squad’ and begins typing.

Blackhawk Down: Guys we have a problem

'King of Booties has entered the chat’

King of Booties: damn right you do

God Bless The Ironnooty: who’s this?

King of Booties: apparently your lord and savior Anthony Edward Stark Christ.

Sunnyhawk Up: oh shit. We have been discovered. Retreat!

King of Booties: I must say all these snapshots of my ass makes it look bigger and better than irl

Hulkinator: we are so sorry Tony. Tell us how we can apologise

King of Booties: well you can start by dragging your butts all the way to my room. Just installed a stripper pole. Might as well give the people what they want

Thunderbolt that booty: already half way there

Natasha places her phone down and laughs as she gets ready to head to Tony’s suite. Maybe god felt bad and handed the Avengers a gift they will cherish forever

Every time I find a new ship I think “I’ve never shipped a ship as hard as this. I’ll never find one I love more”

WinterThunderIron

So @lovinthepizzalife and I were talking about ships as friends do, she mentioned ThunderIron while I was thinking about WinterIron and we all know about where that was going to go. I don’t have the fucking time to write an entire fic, but here are some headcanons Pizza and I were screaming about.

Thor expects Tony to steal his clothing per Midgardian custom (and he totally does) but he’s mildly surprised to find Bucky wrapped up in his cape

Thor calls Tony “Anthony” and Bucky “James”

After Thor’s incessant whining, Tony officially changes ‘Strongest Avenger’ in the Avengers files… to Bucky. Bucky can’t convince Tony to change it back no matter how hard he tries, but Thor no longer has a problem with it. All of the new Avengers call Bucky ‘Strongest Avenger’

They don’t fight. At all. What do they have to fight about? There are disagreements, but never yelling or ignoring one another

Sexually speaking, Tony is the bottom and Bucky is afraid to go too hard on him, but Thor knows Tony can handle it and definitely enjoys getting kinky

Thor switches occasionally, but Bucky never bottoms after the one time they tried and he had a severe PTSD flashback to being r*ped by HYDRA

Tony is able to sleep with Thor and Bucky because they’re the only ones strong enough to hold him down when he wakes up from a violent nightmare

Tony is a bit self-conscious about being so much smaller than his big, strong boyfriends but he’s also a damned proud power bottom

Thor has had to use lightning to restart Tony’s arc reactor after a battle took too much out of him, and the mental image of it still haunts Bucky’s dreams

Bucky has told Thor that should he be compromised through the codewords, Thor should electrocute his left arm because it has the best chance of killing him instantly

Tony and Bucky can absolutely lift Mjolnir/Stormbreaker

Thor loves bragging about his boyfriends, even for the smallest things

Thor loves to talk about the stars and Tony loves to listen for the science, and Bucky loves to listen just to hear Thor talk

Bucky would never admit it to Thor’s face, but he slightly, just a little bit, prefers the way Thor looks in pictures where he has long hair

The first time ‘Winter’ comes out, everyone quickly learns he’s extremely territorial. No one is allowed to touch Tony or Thor, they can’t even touch each other without getting a warning growl from the assassin

When they cuddle, it’s a dog pile of limbs, little spoons and big spoons don’t exist. Just intermixed bodies sprawled out on each other.

Shovel talks are inevitable and expected. Steve gives one to Tony and Thor, Pepper and Rhodey give ones to Bucky and Thor, Heimdall gives one to Tony and Bucky, as anticipated. However, the more surprising ones came from Loki to Tony and Bucky, Sam to Tony and Thor, and Natasha to Bucky and Thor

Bucky gets sent on away missions the most (because SHIELD likes exploiting TWS a bit too much) and he’s always more than ready for the next week of excessive clinginess from Thor (and Tony, though he hides it better) as soon as he gets back

Bucky only lets Thor and Tony read his notebooks of fragmented memories

Feel free to add more because I need more content for this rarepair OT3 I just came up with and make @lovinthepizzalife listen to me scream about. 

Does it bother you that Tony’s ex-boyfriend is here to compete for him?

Warning: Not Steve Friendly.

Sam Wilson ( Local Good Boy ™): Uh, bothers me? No. Irks me? Yeah. I mean, I like Steve, he’s a good guy and all, but I just don’t think he’s good for him. And don’t get me wrong, we’ve all been dicks to Tony. The Avengers team, I mean. And I’m sure that Steve feels just as guilty as the rest of us, but after hearing what went down in Siberia…Let’s just say I don’t want them together anytime soon.

Rhodey Rhodes ( The One Who’ll Probably Win ™): I probably shouldn’t be saying this on camera, but I want to strangle the guy. Super soldier or not. I don’t know why he’s here for, like, I know for a fact Tony won’t pick him. Just the other day I saw the motherfucker trying to corner Tony in the kitchen and force him to talk with him. I mean, that’s what I saw. So yeah, I don’t want that spangled bitch and his hot ass breath in here. And certainly not in a relationship with Tony. after all the shit he’s put my best friend through, he’s lucky I don’t put him in the Raft myself.

T'Challa Udaku (Literally a King ™): I can’t say that the Captain’s presence disturbs me, but I can’t say that it pleases me, either. For the most part, I’m indifferent towards Mr. Rogers. He’s irrelevant to me. But after what he did to Anthony, I can sure say that he leaves a bitter taste in my mouth when I think about him. Do not misunderstand me. I’m not innocent. I have left Anthony behind, too, and I take full responsibility for my actions. All I can do is hope that Anthony will forgive me.

Bucky Barnes (Ex- Assassin also murdered his parents ) First of all, let me just say that I love Steve. That punk is my brother and he’ll stay that way till the end of the line. But he’s Tony’s ex for a reason. And after the whole Civil War thing, I think its best for them to stay separated for a while. For Steve to realize what he did wrong and realize how he hurt Tony. I know it sounds kind of hypocritical coming from me, but you have to keep in mind that I wasn’t Tony’s boyfriend then. I wasn’t even his friend. But Steve was. And you don’t do what Steve did to someone you’re supposed to love. That’s all I’m gonna say.

Bruce Banner (Friendzone ™): …Honestly, It kind of does. Look, I know how the world sees Steve. The perfect man, the war veteran who can do no wrong, and the hero whose motives may not be questioned and whose opinions are always right. But what the world seems to forget is that: Steve is still human. And humans hurt others–its what we do. And Steve hurt Tony, yeah, but he hurt me too. When he let Wanda join the team after what she did to me, what she did to Tony…I don’t think I feel good around him anymore. But one thing I’m sure about is that I have Tony’s back no matter what.

Peter Quill (Celestial Being ™): I don’t know Mr. America all that much, but I know he needs to back the hell off. I just know that there’s something off about the guy that Tony and the others won’t tell me, but I see how Tony loses that spark in his eyes everytime he comes in the room and how he flinches away every time Rogers reaches for him– which is creepy as fuck, by the way. But I ain’t scared of him. My girlfriend chews and spits out guys ten times his size before breakfast. and I came here to win. If Rogers dreams of getting Tony back, he’s gonna be a sad son of a bitch, ill tell you that. You hear that, Mr. Big Dick Steve? Meet me in the fucking ditch, asshole.

Scott Lang (Human Disaster ™): It’s messy, dude. Like, I like Steve and whatever, hell I went to war with him, but… I just don’t know. I don’t feel comfortable with him around me or Tony. And yeah, I don’t know the guy all that much, but I can feel that I’m starting to care about him. And I’m not saying that Steve enjoyed himself because I don’t think he did, but these type of decisions make you question things about the people you thought you knew. ‘Would he do the same to me?’ Type of questions. Kinda scary.

Thor (Human Corgi ™): … Friend Steven certainly shocked me with his behavior towards my beautiful Anthony. And for a time, rage and bitterness blossomed in my heart at the sight of Friend Steven. When we crossed paths, I wanted to hurt him. To bring agony upon him, to show him how it feels to be hurt by a friend. But now, all that is left is the sour taste of disappointment and sadness. In Friend Steven, but most of all, in myself. I have hurt Anthony before. There is no excuse for me. But my beloved has a gentle heart, full of forgiveness and kindness. Even for the ones who don’t deserve it.

Loki ( God Of Mischief ™): The mortal made my list. Has it not been for Stark’s pleading of letting him alive, I would have transformed him into a rat and stepped on him. Rogers is lucky I have a weakness for misgardians with chocolate eyes and soft lips, otherwise, he’d be buried six feet under the ground with my spit on his grave. I don’t understand why Stark doesn’t want him dead.

Stephen Strange (Better Than All of You Because PHDs ™): I think the problem with Mr. Rogers is that he doesn’t know when to back off. To give people the space they need to heal. He’s stubborn. And a stubborn man who ignores the feelings of others can be dangerous. I…worry about him. About Tony. We try to keep them apart as much as possible, but I think it’ll be beneficial for both of them if they would actually talk. And they will. After Rogers realizes what he did was unnecessary and twisted. That is all.

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