your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss
bethesda: so you dont like how we write our characters huh? think our npcs are bland, do you?? well
todd howard’s voice, bass boosted: what if we just DIDN’T WRITE ANYTHING
if there are really no NPCs in fallout 76 i will have to take it upon me to be yalls potion seller
a full moon on the summer solstice
life is about eating fruit and loving women and then you die
Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection
i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire
heavily armored knight women with weapons larger than their entire body
What's your best example of correlation not equaling causation?
i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets
please / paris texas: elizabeth ayodele by adeline mai
I hate it when ppl are like “on a scale of one to ten” fucking bold of you to assume I can count
do cowboys hate capitalism?
yes
Chadwick Boseman attends the Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 7, 2018 in New York City.
im going to the forest does anybody want anything?
me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*
daft punk: *singing the same 2 lines over and over in those digital voices of theirs*
me: fucking superb you funky little robot men :’)