you don’t make an evil Morty overnight. it takes time, and a certain pressure...
(spiritual continuation of this comic)
BAD DEAL, BAD END
(a what if scenario wherein Ford and Stan are captured by Bill during Weirdmaggedon, and tortured so Bill can get Ford to cough up the equation to free him and his minions. Bill can control space and matter so he can bring the twins back to life as many times as he so desires).
the recipe for an evil morty is quite simple:
1) make him smart
2) rip his heart out
MY MUSE WAS A MONSTER
( commission for @journalxxx )
Misadventures of amnesiac Bill & Stanley plus one very, very tired Ford. (Set sometime in the future of my same coin spinoff au).
Featuring yandere ford face because I’m not tired of it yet XDD
Grunkle Stan an’ Ford traveling the world by boat, sending snailmail postcards and photos to the kids.
As promised, here’s the soriel comic I was working on! This is set in a post-neutral ending wherein sans and Toriel live together. With the exception of Undyne, everyone is dead….bittersweet.
(sans never tells Toriel how they all died.)
So, I adhere to the headcanon that “our” Rick DID come back to Beth at some point (probably after the battle of Bloodrich). He didn’t actually abandon her for 20 years and that’s why he has memories of holding Morty as a baby. However, “his” Beth and her family were attacked by the Galactic Federation and killed.
That’s why our Rick knows he can dimension hop and replace a copy of himself, and why he’s so thoroughly apathetic to the C-137 family, even though he does have moments of fondness. They’re not his.
His baby died years ago…
So if Beth says she hasn’t seen her father in 20 years, and she’s 34*, that means Rick left when she was 14*. And while that doesn’t mean he was around all the time, she probably got to hang out with him when he was a rockstar which is a fascinating period of his life to me. Maybe she even got to go to a couple of Flesh Curtains concerts off planet.
It’d be cute if Beth was super psyched about becoming a heart surgeon and Rick was chill with her using him as a patient. His kid’s going places, you hear?
A spinoff of my Evil Stan AU :D
A stray Portal Ford and his unfortunate Rick stumble upon the Human Henchmaniac, Stan “Piraña” Pines, loyal minion of one Bill Cipher.
Can they outwit the Ford-Killer Fish?
Evil Stan’s memories of Before are a bit of a mess -- Bill surely had a hand in this. He needed Stan to hate Ford to the last atom of his being, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he inserted false memories or simply suppressed what good ones he had to twist Stan’s innate loyalty to his side.
Now, Evil Stan is not stupid. He knows Bill has messed with him, so sometimes he can’t help the intrusive thought: What was his original Ford like? He’s seen so many of them die that he can’t remember what was unique about his own.
He is, essentially, an unreliable narrator, even to himself.
Follows these comics.
Bill likes making a nest out of bills -- the eye on the pyramid calls to him for some reason -- but stupid Stan keeps taking them! Sorry, pocket dorito! XDD
Reuploading my old comic ‘Channel Detritus’ since it was under a cut before and that got lost with the terminated account :) Heed the content warnings, please.
Set a bit before the flashback episode, where Stanley says “Good things you’ve got your smarts, Poindexter. I’ve got that other thing…what’s it called? Oh right! Punching!”
It made me somewhat melancholy to imagine Stanley thinking of himself as only good for physical violence as a child, but then I realized, how did he come to this conclusion at such a young age? Boxing, surely, but also his brother reaffirming his competence first hand.
My evil Stan AU.
Premise is, basically, Stan falls through the portal instead of Ford and into the Nightmare Dimension. Bill brainwashes/convinces/tortures him into hating Ford (perhaps his own was an asshole?), and Stan “Piraña” Pines becomes an interdimensional hitman and bounty hunter, tracking down the many Portal Fords and either killing them or delivering them back to Bill to be personally tortured to death.
Bill cannot leave the Nightmare Dimension, so he uses Evil Stan as a personal meat puppet and channels his powers through him, damaging his eye (hence the eyepatch) and accelerating the aging of his body. In exchange for this willing possession, though, Stan can also use some of Bill’s powers (shapeshifting black tentacles!!) to survive on strange planets and even the void of space for a short amount of time.
Not all is angst and violence, I promise! There are plenty of incompetent henchman shenanigans. See, unfortunately for our amoral protagonist, he is still identical to Ford so sometimes he gets confused for the very bounty he’s chasing XDD
>:DDDD
(Okay, I NKOW you all were probably asking for fluff/comedy but my brain just wasn’t having it today. I’M SORRYYYyyyyyy~)
Bill canonically cannot tell the twins apart so I just had to draw this XDD;; Bill is also a sore loser. Sorry, Ford! (Don’t worry, he’ll get the finger back...)
(...eventually >:D)
I wasn’t going to post this (because its so sloppy) but the folks I showed it to seemed to like it, SO HERE YA GO
MORE BILL AND DEAGED FORD SHENANIGANS
If Bill can control matter and time, what’s to say he can’t mess around with Ford’s age? :D D
Eh, alu, ¿cómo haz estado? espero que bien. Respecto a tu nuevo cómic de GF, ahora me imgino a (mini) Bill con una guarida debajo del gorro de Stan, jijiji, anyway. Que tengas una un(a) lind@ día/noche...
JAJAJAJA sííí así me lo imagino también yo!! como vive y duerme debajo del gorro de stan entonces quizás hay un tipo de bolsita interna donde se pueda meter XDD
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Sequel to this comic!
(Sorry I ended up not having more Dipper and Mabel talking to the younger Stans, I drew this without a sketch or prepared dialogue – directly to inks with a ‘let’s see where we end up’ attitude XDD it was fun! And now I can draw Dipper and Mabel fairly well, yay!)
Bonus:
OMGoodness!!!! You draw the Stan's wonderfully and i love it so much * stalks-i mean-follows you now*....hi, i was wondering how the teen versions of the Stan's would feel meeting Dipper and Mabel?
I assume you probably meant with the teens knowing Mabel and Dipper are their grand-nephews, but uhhh, my hand decided to draw this instead XDD I’m sorry not sorry
You can’t tell me Stanley wasn’t an incorrigible flirt as a teenager XDD
Bonus reaction pic:
I like to think Dipper grew up to be a gangly gigantor, haha!
(Mabel is still 1 cm taller ;D)
I like to think Stanley knows a decent amount of physics after 30 years of self study, certainly enough to impress young Ford :) And wouldn’t it be fantastic if he could, at least once, casually correct older Ford on his math??
And yes, Stanley does intentionally mispronounce things just to rile his brother up XDD
IM SQUEALING YOUR TEEN AND OLD STANS ARE THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN also hi i'm also new(ish) to the fandom and i appreciate that you weren't afraid to join late! Alex's twitter is a wonderful place for fandom information (sometimes, like the journals) ANYWAY LOVE YOU AND YOUR BLOG! REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYEEEEEE!
Ahh, thank you so much, kind anon!! <33 I’m glad you like my art and my blog! So far I’ve had a lovely time in this fandom and I am very grateful :D
I LOOOVE time travel stuff so young/old stans meeting is like, completely up my alley. There’s so much potential for retrospective angst!!!!! *w*