the continued (mis) adventures of buff smol stan and politely bemused grunkle ford
sorry not sorry XD
Sleep deprived for days in an effort to avoid being possessed by Bill, Ford begins to hallucinate. Are they memories, or nightmares? His confused brain cannot tell the difference anymore.
Stanley, for his part, is similarly sleep deprived and tired of this bullshit. But he’s no stranger to holding someone’s head above a toilet after a bad night. It just so happens that now it’s his paranoid asshole brother that keeps rambling some crap about a triangle in a top hate.
(He doesn’t believe in Bill — yet. He will).
Still on the vein of “what if Stanley stuck around paranoid!Ford for a couple of weeks prior to their ultimate fight!” AU. (Stanley already has the burn because of Reasons.)
Ford’s paranoia reaches hysterical levels high at 3 am like clockwork, and Stanley’s getting real sick of being woken up from uneasy sleep by his brother rambling about bloody eyes and triangles when he’s already sleep deprived himself. Cue lots of throwing each other around and arguing :D
I think my favourite versions of the twins are Mullet!Stan and Paranoid!Ford. There’s just so much going on.
I need an AU where their 10 year reunion lasts several days longer than a few minutes, with heaps of paranoid Ford and pissed off Stan and misunderstandings everywhere. And possibly a fist fight or five :D
Stan tried to use the copier to study his brother’s books faster, but the clones kept crying themselves to death ):
Growing up it was obvious Ford was bothered by his hands, even more so because others teased him for it. But no matter how many times it took, Stan did his best to make Ford feel better.