Lickmynose - Yo-Yo!

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

I think Marx really wants to take over Popstar again, Kirby? Eh?

Jesus Christ art by @wolfythewitch

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

Quick thing I shit out

(based on this)

guy who's played 1 kirby game: omg kirby's so cute and heroic and he loves his friends

guy who's played 3 kirby games: kirby's an unstoppable eldrich abomination and he kills old gods over cake

guy who's played every kirby game: omg kirby's so cute and heroic and he loves his friends

Mystic Flour and Burning Spice are shortened to MF and BS and like ....

Yeah that's MotherFucker and BullShit + Syo Mama