Christian Boomer Comics At Christmas: Mean-spirited, A Downer, Whiny, “yelled About Red Starbucks Cups”

Living in 3019.

[Yes, they’ve considered summer, and there are auto-open panels when it gets too hot.]

“I’ve been too busy missing you to be angry.”

— Karen Tei Yamashita

i have a reading list longer than my life expectancy

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

Do you ever just y'know...... B o y s

Imagine: You're leaning down a bit to kiss me. Our faces are coming closer and right before our lips meet I whisper "that's gay!"

That's actually what my boyfriend has to deal with and I don't even feel sorry

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

talents: feeling like shit