Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Steve : What did you do?
The party :
Steve : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Siblings
Iris : Barry, I'm sad...
Barry, Holds out arms for a hug : It's going to be okay!
VS
Lisa : Lenny, I'm sad...
Snart, nodding : mood.
Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
Big 3 fighting big bad guys
Oliver : Mama didn't raise a fucking bitch we keep going.
Kara : Na na na, mama did raise a bitch let's go!
Barry : Mama did not raise nobody actually, my mom was dead.
Kara and Oliver : Omg-
*At the police station*
Barry : Hi, I'm here for Len.
Police officer : who's Len?
Barry : Ah, you must be new.
Castiel : I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life, Dean and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Dean.
Lisa : you know, Lenny, a lot of the tension between you and Flash could be solved if you just took him out.
Snart : you mean like a date or murder?
Lisa : ...
Snart : because I'm prepared to do both.
Castiel : If I fall…
Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.
Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?
Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Crowley : *watches these four interactions*
Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?
Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.
Logan to Scott : Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?
Ororo : You did.
Hank : You said "Scott should be boss."
Jean : And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.
Gambit : And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.
Logan : Valid points, all.
Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.