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Pepper : Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Rhodey : It was Tony.
Happy : Boss broke it.
Jarvis : Sir did it.
Tony :
Tony : ...yOU PROMISED-
Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?
Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.
Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?
Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :
Rhodey : What.
Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!
Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...
Wong : For fuck sake!
Tony : You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Pepper : Actually, Tony, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
Pepper : Tony annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Christine : But, there is nothing special about tomorrow?
Pepper : But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
Stephen : Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Pepper...
Tony : As you should be.
Stephen : No, for real, she's kind of-
Tony : As. You. Should. Be.
Rhodey : What did Tony do this time?
Pepper : More like WHO did Tony do this time.
Tony wearing silk pants : How does this look?
Pepper : like it's slips on and off really easily.
Tony :
Pepper : No ! I didn't mean it like that I-
Rhodey : We all know what you meant.