Me At Night: Just One More Wikipedia Article Before Bed

the sensitive gamer

idk why but i get a deep pang of embarrassment when i even think about making anything about a fictional character. like fan art or some shit

grandpa pussy attack

Ppl who wanna change their name but don't know what name they wanna change it to or don't know what sounds good/suits them or whatever should be able to get paired with a girl who has 5,000 hours logged on the Sims. Like going to see an ancient oracle or something.

The perfect daughter

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*