You’ve Heard Of Bruce Adopting Billy Batson, You’ve Heard Jason Todd, Get Ready For Timothy Drake!!!

You’ve heard of Bruce adopting Billy Batson, you’ve heard Jason Todd, get ready for Timothy Drake!!!

So, fun idea.

Tim’s parents had an archeology thing going on for them, Billy’s did too before they rebooted his parents into being Awful™️

Let them bond.

Let lil’ Timmy Drake with his freaky photographic memory that figured Dick out with the memory of his quadruple flip figure out Captain Marvel (incorrectly) being C.C. Batson, an old family friend he’s seen maybe once or twice, and then figure the real truth out and be like.

“Oh, oh… okay. (Dead silence) Wanna boat?” And just… adopts Billy, jokingly calls him co-captain of the cruddy boat he freaking lives on as a joke to his hero identity. Solve cases together with their mix of magic and scientific trivia and their shared history/archeology trivia, let them geek out to eachother, have Tawny eat one of Tim’s pet fish, let the teenager be a dad to another teenager for the absurdity of it all

Whoever you ship him with can be thrown into the bunch too, Bernard sees a random kid named Batson and is like

Bernard: Did you clone someone babe?

Tim: uhhh… not recently?

Billy freaking Batson: Hi, I’m magic!

Bernard: Babe—

Alternatively

Kon: Wait, so this kid can kick Clark’s ass?

Tim: We’ll Kryptonians are venerable to magic to a higher level than most beings and they are fairly matched so—

Billy: $20 and I’ll send him to Jupiter

Kon: $50 if you strand him on Uranus for the hell of it

Billy: you got it dad! (Shazam’s away)

Kon:… YOU ADOPTED HIM?!

I'm Sorry, Can You Say That Again?

Had an idea for dpxdc fandom again 🤭. By the way nobody knows about Amity Park, the town just sorta appeared one day to outsiders.

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"I'm sorry can you say that again."

The reporters mic was up to his face and the cameras were rolling, who was Danny to stop the direction this was going now?

"Yeah so like I accidentally time travelled to the past and met some aliens. We got along really well if you know what I mean."

"Sir are you admiting that you travelled back in time and had sex with aliens?"

"Yup! I believe they were called kyrptonians or something, I even held their baby, he was the cutest thing ever. I believe his name was Kal-El."

"...Kryptonian as in the same species as Superman."

"Superwho?"

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lurkerofhyperfixations

9 months ago

In Need Of Adoption

The Fentons were successful in prying Phantom away from their boy, but that didn't mean that the damn ghost didn't come back to kidnap Danny while he was recuperating from the operation that depossessed him.

Or, the one where Phantom and Danny are permanently separated by their parents, and Phantom feels like he must protect his human form at any cost, even if they have to flee their home in Amity Park.

(Phantom wants protection, for himself and his human half. He's in search of foster parents to replace the Fentons and will evaluate potential candidates with a keen eye.)

(Human Danny has long since determined that his ghost half has gone nuts after what their parents did to them, but they do need help, so he pushes for Phantom to consider other heroes as potential candidates for parenthood.)

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lurkerofhyperfixations

4 months ago