Born To Write 20k Word Fanfics, Forced To Give Up At The 5k Mark

me when the fanfic has suicidal ideation and religious guilt

Chat he's so me

Misogynistic, gay man fetishists like myself when two queer boys kiss sweetly at a campfire after blatantly flirting for hours:

I just imagine Bakugou crashing Midoriya's classes so much to the point that the novelty has worn off, and the students groan every time they hear him approaching.

Midoriya: Okay class, so we-

*door slams open*

Bakugou: DEKU!

Midoriya: *sighs in teacher* What is it this time?

Bakugou: Fight me!

Midoriya: I'm in the middle of a lesson Kacchan.

Bakugou: FIGHT ME!

Kota: Get out! I'm trying to learn.

Bakugou: You wanna go little brat?!

Midoriya: Kacchan, please don't fight the children!

explain this one, liberals

The fact that pro hero Katsuki doesn't give a fuck about the rankings anymore means that it was always about Izuku.

He just wants to compete with Izuku; it's all he cares about and always has.

Nothing really means anything if Izuku is not by his side.

That's why he spent eight years saving money for that hero suit and making sure every piece of it was perfect for Izuku.

Pro hero Katsuki: Listen, brats! Today we'll learn to work as a team. I'll be the villain, so you'll have to come up with a good strategy to defeat me together. But every time you lose, your sensei will have to give me a kiss. Teacher Izuku *blushing to the tip of his ears*: Kacchan! Pro hero Katsuki: Rules are rules, nerd! Class 1A: ...

jjk fics are always so funny to me 😭😭😭😭 like what do you mean “sure do”

the beginning!!