Ur Favorite Cowboy Added To The Roster

thinking about it c!techno, but when he was a little lad. a piglin born in the nether, obviously. But sometimes? Sometimes he turns into a weird cresture he sees when they come to trade gold with the older piglins in his sounder. He looks like them, not all the way though. He has his ears and his hooves.

He wanders a little ways away from the bastion, transformed into the weird furless creature he sometimes is. But this time he hears a really loud gasp and suddenly he’s being fawned over by a weird guy with what looks like feathery appendages on his back, which kinda freaks techno out.

He can’t understand him, can’t speak what he hears the older piglins call “common” and so he’s at an impasse with this strange guy.

Said strange guy proceeded to pull him through an even stranger portal, and suddenly everything is *very* bright.

Hes confused but the weird guy is kinda nice and feeds him, so he stays.

c!tommy dying the white streak in his hair pink, he’d much rather share that resemblance with somebody worthy of it. he looks in the mirror and sees technoblade in the delicately dyed lock, thinks of him as he sits cross legged in the bathroom floor dying the strand when it grows pale

NEXT TO HIS WIFE, BITCH (FUCK POSEIDON)(DESERVED EVERYTHING)

"Chayanne, dont you dare, DONT YOU FUCKING DARE-"

Vengeance saga I love you 🫡

This is them right?

o7 they all dead now, happy in hell haha

the singular slime block in the space needle :{

Death’s emissary