"Chayanne, Dont You Dare, DONT YOU FUCKING DARE-"

can you tell me about your ghost au? i'm super curious

omg hi yes

originally the idea came from a discord convo with @ctechnoblade and it’s simply been rotting in my brain

techno is a ghost, obvs. he was murdered when he was a teen. years pass, Phil buys and moves into the house not knowing technos haunting it. he at first tries to get Phil out of the house , being dead for so long has warped his perception and also he can’t *tell* it’s Phil. he’s older.

techno and Phil were childhood best friends before techno was murdered, too. So :)))))))

more thunderbolts* tweets

I don't care what anyone says, I WILL NEVER agree with the decision to have Steven "With You 'Til The End Of The Line" Rogers ABANDON his best friend to go with Peggy. Fuck Marvel for that, respectfully.

careful where you swing that sword old man might end up straight through the heart of your son

I was gonna save this for Halloween but ehhhhhh

Their shenanigans I've missed them so much

He got it from his husband 😗

to kill a king

chapter 2

“I didn’t stutter, did I? I think I was very clear.” Philza asks, and for once his voice sounds just the slightest bit unkind as he looks around to the few guards that have now gathered in the courtyard, as though for them to answer the question.

Technoblade has to tighten his lips to stop the scowl that threatens to overtake his face, “No, I just wanted to make sure I heard you right.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54574972/chapters/165863641

immortal snail au.

phils an immortal, techno is the snail (and also a snail hybrid!) hunting him down throughout his immortal life.

there’s a weird companionship between the two immortal beings. they don’t like each other.

however technoblade was there when Phil held his first and only child, tommy, non immortal he and his wife Kristin, a immortal, had.

techno doesn’t age he’s permanently 15. phils 25, and kristin finds it funny Phil’s beefing with a kid who can’t even legally drive when driving is invented.