That's How Dangerous Starts Right

odysseus tried to stop poseidon with the power of friendship and when that didn’t work went immediately to the power of Extreme Violence

Ur favorite cowboy added to the roster

Poseidon: You can't kill me.

Odysseus: Exactly.

Unknown voice: Woo!!! Tell 'em! Gut the guppy!

Odysseus (looking around): Who was that?

Poseidon (annoyed): That would be the sound of Ares cheering you on.

can you tell me about your ghost au? i'm super curious

omg hi yes

originally the idea came from a discord convo with @ctechnoblade and it’s simply been rotting in my brain

techno is a ghost, obvs. he was murdered when he was a teen. years pass, Phil buys and moves into the house not knowing technos haunting it. he at first tries to get Phil out of the house , being dead for so long has warped his perception and also he can’t *tell* it’s Phil. he’s older.

techno and Phil were childhood best friends before techno was murdered, too. So :)))))))

Poseidon: Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves.

Odysseus: Good point.

Poseidon:...wait, what?

Odysseus (picks up the trident)

Poseidon: You know what, I might have misspoken.

some dudebros: tom hardy must be held at gunpoint to still be doing these sony venom movies

tom hardy: WRITES the movie, PRODUCES the movies, repeatedly states how much venom and eddie means to him, reads all the comics, #1 veddie shipper

*after the events of the odyssey*

*telemachus and odysseus walking down to the docks, after odysseus said he'd go sailing with his son*

(listen the man had missed 20 years of his son's life, he could ask ody to dress in drag & do the hula and odysseus would already be shouting "LUAU" in a grass skirt before tele finished his sentence)

telemachus: i'm so excite- *looks ahead*

telemachus: *stops walking* oh no *sad noises*

odysseus: *still walking* what's wrong son?

telemachus: *points to the sea beyond ithaca's shores* poseidon must be angry today, look at the storm in the distance

odysseus: *looks ahead but without worry on his face* no need to worry, we can still go sailing, follow me

telemachus: *confused but follows his dad*

*both make it to the docks*

odysseus: you get started, i've just got something to do & then i'll join you on the ship

*telemachus hops on the ship and odysseus turns to face the sea*

odysseus: *red eyes activate* i'm. going. sailing. with . my. son.

*the sea storm dissipates in record speed*

odysseus: good.

odysseus: *red eyes deactivate*

odysseus: *turns to telemachus smiling like nothing happened* shall we go then?

telemachus: *happy but very confused*

telemachus: *mumbling to himself*what just happened?

death family !!!

happy November 16th to those who celebrate!