Siblings 🤷

Oh, you did a good thing

She could have been a poet

Or, she could have been a fool

Oh, you did a bad thing

Probably the single most terrifying moment in Epic so far is:

Poseidon: You can’t kill me

Odysseus: Exactly.

doodles of the “phil and techno learned each other’s language while growing up together” concept i posted yesterday on twitter!!

so how about that theory that Odysseus' red eyes in Six Hundred Strike mean Ares is helping him out on behalf of Athena, huh?

a fic? in THIS economy?!

Techno is five when he wakes up in the basement of a church.

Techno is six when he’s informed of his purpose

Techno is fifteen when he finally understands.

or,

techno is the conduit of the blood god, and has spent his life living with the blood gods cult.

after six hundred strike

*odysseus and poseidon are both still on the rocks in the middle of the sea*

odysseus: ok, let's just agree to both say we're sorry

odysseus: on the count of three

odysseus: one..two..three

poseidon:

odysseus:

odysseus: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us

to kill a king

chapter 2

“I didn’t stutter, did I? I think I was very clear.” Philza asks, and for once his voice sounds just the slightest bit unkind as he looks around to the few guards that have now gathered in the courtyard, as though for them to answer the question.

Technoblade has to tighten his lips to stop the scowl that threatens to overtake his face, “No, I just wanted to make sure I heard you right.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54574972/chapters/165863641

IM GOING INSANE OVER THIS SAGA H O L Y S H I T

he's so real

IT’S GONNA GET WEIRD