After Six Hundred Strike

death family !!!

NEXT TO HIS WIFE, BITCH (FUCK POSEIDON)(DESERVED EVERYTHING)

when they serve bisexual realness

doodles of the “phil and techno learned each other’s language while growing up together” concept i posted yesterday on twitter!!

Poseidon: after everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?

Odysseus:

based on this incredible tweet below i only drew over it HAHA

thinking about it c!techno, but when he was a little lad. a piglin born in the nether, obviously. But sometimes? Sometimes he turns into a weird cresture he sees when they come to trade gold with the older piglins in his sounder. He looks like them, not all the way though. He has his ears and his hooves.

He wanders a little ways away from the bastion, transformed into the weird furless creature he sometimes is. But this time he hears a really loud gasp and suddenly he’s being fawned over by a weird guy with what looks like feathery appendages on his back, which kinda freaks techno out.

He can’t understand him, can’t speak what he hears the older piglins call “common” and so he’s at an impasse with this strange guy.

Said strange guy proceeded to pull him through an even stranger portal, and suddenly everything is *very* bright.

Hes confused but the weird guy is kinda nice and feeds him, so he stays.

“Would fall in love with me again if you knew all I’ve done?”