Walking Through Dsmp Is So Eerie Actually

thinking about it c!techno, but when he was a little lad. a piglin born in the nether, obviously. But sometimes? Sometimes he turns into a weird cresture he sees when they come to trade gold with the older piglins in his sounder. He looks like them, not all the way though. He has his ears and his hooves.

He wanders a little ways away from the bastion, transformed into the weird furless creature he sometimes is. But this time he hears a really loud gasp and suddenly he’s being fawned over by a weird guy with what looks like feathery appendages on his back, which kinda freaks techno out.

He can’t understand him, can’t speak what he hears the older piglins call “common” and so he’s at an impasse with this strange guy.

Said strange guy proceeded to pull him through an even stranger portal, and suddenly everything is *very* bright.

Hes confused but the weird guy is kinda nice and feeds him, so he stays.

he's so real

He got it from his husband 😗

"I'll become the monster."

more thunderbolts* tweets

some snippets of my upcoming stucky fanfic

Poseidon: Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves.

Odysseus: Good point.

Poseidon:...wait, what?

Odysseus (picks up the trident)

Poseidon: You know what, I might have misspoken.

to kill a king

chapter 2

“I didn’t stutter, did I? I think I was very clear.” Philza asks, and for once his voice sounds just the slightest bit unkind as he looks around to the few guards that have now gathered in the courtyard, as though for them to answer the question.

Technoblade has to tighten his lips to stop the scowl that threatens to overtake his face, “No, I just wanted to make sure I heard you right.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54574972/chapters/165863641

“hey, what’s that under your cape?”

“….a smoothie.”

good morning c!bedrockbros nation<3

With the Vengeance Saga out and listening to it on repeat, I’ve gotten this thought of after the end of Six Hundred Strike, just a small comic for fun