He Got It From His Husband 😗

more thunderbolts* tweets

i don't want your crown (see, i've come to burn your kingdom down)

Phil didn’t flourish in this environment, the furthest thing from it.

Phil hadn’t killed more than was necessary, and he looted the apartments of those he knew were gone, trying to ignore the mournful feeling in his chest, these had been his neighbors. Maybe not his friends, but he still felt some degree of connection.

And now, he had seen their shambling, rotting corpses on the ground outside their apartment building.

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or, phil's adventure at the end of the world

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a zombie apocalypse fic merging characters from the QSMP and the DSMP :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64979515/chapters/167052358

completely unrelated to football but lady liberty made me do it

he did, in fact, stab him

"and then philza did something technoblade would never, in a hundred or a million years, have expected him to do. he kneeled. "

"philza, once-emperor, presently king, Angel of Death, kneeled before technoblade, grasping pathetically at his cloak, his golden hair bowed." (passerine, ch. 1)

*after the events of the odyssey*

*telemachus and odysseus walking down to the docks, after odysseus said he'd go sailing with his son*

(listen the man had missed 20 years of his son's life, he could ask ody to dress in drag & do the hula and odysseus would already be shouting "LUAU" in a grass skirt before tele finished his sentence)

telemachus: i'm so excite- *looks ahead*

telemachus: *stops walking* oh no *sad noises*

odysseus: *still walking* what's wrong son?

telemachus: *points to the sea beyond ithaca's shores* poseidon must be angry today, look at the storm in the distance

odysseus: *looks ahead but without worry on his face* no need to worry, we can still go sailing, follow me

telemachus: *confused but follows his dad*

*both make it to the docks*

odysseus: you get started, i've just got something to do & then i'll join you on the ship

*telemachus hops on the ship and odysseus turns to face the sea*

odysseus: *red eyes activate* i'm. going. sailing. with . my. son.

*the sea storm dissipates in record speed*

odysseus: good.

odysseus: *red eyes deactivate*

odysseus: *turns to telemachus smiling like nothing happened* shall we go then?

telemachus: *happy but very confused*

telemachus: *mumbling to himself*what just happened?

do you realise how fucked up this group has to be when bucky barnes is the most stable out of all of them

death family !!!

after six hundred strike

*odysseus and poseidon are both still on the rocks in the middle of the sea*

odysseus: ok, let's just agree to both say we're sorry

odysseus: on the count of three

odysseus: one..two..three

poseidon:

odysseus:

odysseus: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us