Captain We're All Dead

(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

poetic justice

to kill a king

chapter 2

“I didn’t stutter, did I? I think I was very clear.” Philza asks, and for once his voice sounds just the slightest bit unkind as he looks around to the few guards that have now gathered in the courtyard, as though for them to answer the question.

Technoblade has to tighten his lips to stop the scowl that threatens to overtake his face, “No, I just wanted to make sure I heard you right.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54574972/chapters/165863641

for rwotter collab.. i cooka da pizza.. i drawa the pig.. i have a headache

the saga continues 🎃

Basically the vengeance saga

siblings 🤷

The Voices.

I was missing these guys alot :')