Hello and welcome to Married Naught Dead. This is an ADULT themed blog NSFW. ANYONE 21 years of age or younger needs to leave now. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. My husband and I love to have our fun and we want to share a piece of ourselves with you. We firmly believe communication is key and our kinks are a part of who we are. We let our freak flags fly freely and it is SO nice. We are not interested in swinging, but we do enjoy sharing with other couples. No catfishing please. We keep it positive around here. Flattery will get you everywhere. Theme days for your pleasure are; #Tag Team Tuesday, this couples, is a special day for you. We want to see you and share you with the world. #Willy Wednesday, this is for the amazing gentlemen who love to share themselves with us. Tributes MAKE OUR DAY. Go for it. Lastly, we host #Shwing Saturday. Are you a babe, do you want to share it? Then this day ladies is all about you. Submit us something beautiful, we want to share you. Our Hashtags include #The Man, Pictures of the husband #The Woman, Pictures of the wife #The Swirl, Pictures of us together #The Gatekeeper, Things the woman likes #The Key Master, Things the man likes #Crossing the Streams, Things we both like #Storytime, Gather around, grab some tissues & lube. It’s storytime.
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SHWING! It's your day ladies!
Happy Shwing Saturday!! Are you Babalicious, or a Damn Fine Foxy Lady? Please submit to us. We would love to post you here!!
Happy Shwing Saturday!! Are you Babalicious, or a Damn Fine Foxy Lady? Please submit to us. We would love to post you here!!
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NEW IDEA!!!!!!!
Heyyyyyyyy so it may not be like new new. But we want to know either how many couples follow us. So single people blogs I mean you can take part but in a different way. I’ll get to that soon. So.
The idea.
We’re going to start a list with our blog on it. If you are a couples blog reblog and add your link as well. And let’s see how long we can make the list :)
As for you single people blog feel free to reblog but adding your name to list isn’t what we’re looking for.
Just hoping to see how many couples we can find. So let’s see how big we can make this.
Sexual-inyourendo.tumblr.com
The iron curtain ain't got shot on this!
Let's Chat
We’re upset at one another, but later that night you hear soft moans coming from the bedroom. I must be playing with myself, what would you do even though you know I’m mad at you?
It's Wednesday and you're up fellas! If you've ever wanted to send a dick pic then today is your day!
I’m way late posting for our day for the fellas. It’s #one eyed willy Wednesday….so send us your best dick pics, tributes, and messes. We’ll post them unless asked not to otherwise, so give a direct link to your tumblr page. Wednesdays are our day every week for these, so save’m up for then and go “nuts”. Since I’m so late posting this Wednesday, we’ll be accepting submissions tomorrow too.
It’s that time couples! #TagTeamTuesday Y'all send it and we post it (unless asked not to) Any and all couples of any race, gender, and orientation are welcome here 😉
It's #OneEyedWillyWednesday fellas! Better late then never, so send them on! Don't be shy, step right up and let's see your Willy. Anything you like (including tributes) is welcome, but let us know if you don't want it posted.
Its #Tag TeamTuesday all you lovely couples. ANY and ALL voyeuristic couples are welcome here! Shoot a submission our way of whatever you two like and above all, have FUN doing it! Let us know if you want us to post it or not.
Would totally be my grandmother!
Burninating the peasants.
The Burninator looms.
Also, heya, i just came across this place.
This took no effort, so ech.
The Key Master
The “Magic Mirror”
What life is really like for me and The Man. 😂 Happy Thursday!!
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Same
My Darling Gentlemen. It’s One Eyed Willy Wednesday!! Won’t you give a girl something better to look at while she plays than simply the Tumblr scroll?? Please Submit!!
WELCOME to Tag Team Tuesday!! I am so excited to see your submissions and suggestions of couples to be featured right here today. 😍 ~The Woman 💋~
Need some pizza rolls in there to round it out.
A couple of hot beauties.
STRONG BAD!!
In honor of Tuesday the 12th, I’m streaming Strong Bad’s Cool Game 4 Attractive People at this link in an hour