Hello and welcome to Married Naught Dead. This is an ADULT themed blog NSFW. ANYONE 21 years of age or younger needs to leave now. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. My husband and I love to have our fun and we want to share a piece of ourselves with you. We firmly believe communication is key and our kinks are a part of who we are. We let our freak flags fly freely and it is SO nice. We are not interested in swinging, but we do enjoy sharing with other couples. No catfishing please. We keep it positive around here. Flattery will get you everywhere. Theme days for your pleasure are; #Tag Team Tuesday, this couples, is a special day for you. We want to see you and share you with the world. #Willy Wednesday, this is for the amazing gentlemen who love to share themselves with us. Tributes MAKE OUR DAY. Go for it. Lastly, we host #Shwing Saturday. Are you a babe, do you want to share it? Then this day ladies is all about you. Submit us something beautiful, we want to share you. Our Hashtags include #The Man, Pictures of the husband #The Woman, Pictures of the wife #The Swirl, Pictures of us together #The Gatekeeper, Things the woman likes #The Key Master, Things the man likes #Crossing the Streams, Things we both like #Storytime, Gather around, grab some tissues & lube. It’s storytime.
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controller: *vibrates slightly and then stops, with no obvious enemies anywhere*
me: what do you see boy?
I’m way late posting for our day for the fellas. It’s #one eyed willy Wednesday….so send us your best dick pics, tributes, and messes. We’ll post them unless asked not to otherwise, so give a direct link to your tumblr page. Wednesdays are our day every week for these, so save’m up for then and go “nuts”. Since I’m so late posting this Wednesday, we’ll be accepting submissions tomorrow too.
I’m way late posting for our day for the fellas. It’s #one eyed willy Wednesday….so send us your best dick pics, tributes, and messes. We’ll post them unless asked not to otherwise, so give a direct link to your tumblr page. Wednesdays are our day every week for these, so save’m up for then and go “nuts”. Since I’m so late posting this Wednesday, we’ll be accepting submissions tomorrow too.
Brand new with our own content.
if you are a porn blog run by a couple, and post self shot pics of yourselves, like and reblog this so we can check you out.
its all we post ;)
Brand new!
Couples REBLOG
If any couples with blogs see this, please reblog. We love finding other couples with similar interests ! ;D
Hello! The Woman here, asking if you know a couple who plays together here on tumblr? The Man and I are hosting Tag Team Tuesdays and we would love to share and feature other lovely couples right here to remind people we’re Married... Naught Dead lol!! We would love to feature you and you’re love or send us your favorite and we will gladly reblog their submission.
Thank you!! From our bed to yours!
~The Woman
Welcome to our first Shwing Saturday!! This beauty 😉 is all me. The lips that make The Man crazy. 💋