maxolotl98

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i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now

Theo Van Rintel

watched conclave

Death Grips is online

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Aziraphale: 👁️👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👁️

Crowley: ❤️

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

kasumi didn't anticipate her cat-like nature…

based on -> this post

bonus:

Playing Mass Effect again, broken by Mordin again.

"Icarus" -

Prints

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I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

コンフューズ(2025) キャンバスにアクリル絵具 / acrylic on canvas

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Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

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please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those

Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

saw this on bluesky

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

Experimented some more with my seraphim design, a little bit jellyfish inspired.

an afternoon hike

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

You know how it is

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe